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Lewis Black - The Devil's Handiwork
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 266 seconds

Lewis Black talking about issues of faith and science.

Related: bible, black, christian, comedy, design, devil, faith, fossil, handiwork, jesus, jew, lewis, muslim, science, turpishaereticum

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Relegion is the ...
By: akasmooky. on 06 Jan 09, 22:22:57
Relegion is the root to all evil..

Well at least in ...
By: hebrewhammershabbat. on 05 Jan 09, 19:38:01
Well at least in Judaism, there is no hell, and all non-jews go to heaven if they're decent people.

Your mom's a theory ...
By: pinkandvampires. on 02 Jan 09, 20:43:10
Your mom's a theory. Lol jk. I just had to say it.

Wow that's lovely. ...
By: pinkandvampires. on 02 Jan 09, 20:42:31
Wow that's lovely. How would you know for a fact what c1k3 was talking about?

asshole
By: Dreamerx47. on 02 Jan 09, 01:59:59
asshole

Tear me a new what?
By: pinkandvampires. on 01 Jan 09, 15:38:38
Tear me a new what?

Hahahahaha! Oh man, ...
By: c1k3. on 30 Dec 08, 11:08:39
Hahahahaha! Oh man, I'm sure you'd fare quite well in a debate with Lewis Black. He'd tear you a new one.

Marshal Mathers is ...
By: SkyShaw. on 29 Dec 08, 05:01:26
Marshal Mathers is a white trash asshole leading to the death of rap. Darwin was a researcher striving for answers to life's questions. As far as calling it "theory" you know what else is a "theory"? E = mc2.

You are one of the ...
By: JBoocher. on 29 Dec 08, 02:51:51
You are one of the few religious people I think I could get along with, because I am not F@#$ING EVIL to you, So good for you! =)

Evolution is ...
By: pinkandvampires. on 28 Dec 08, 21:48:03
Evolution is bullshit. I think Darwin came up with his "theories" just to piss people off. Like Slim Shady!

I don't agree with ...
By: Casundia. on 28 Dec 08, 09:30:29
I don't agree with your reasoning. Yes, it is wise to take children from bad parents, but it is evil to send someone to suffer for worshipping him the wrong way. If someone is addicted to bad things, take them to a place where they won't have to be. If someone has a problem believing in something that not only has no evidence, but that contradicts itself, take them to a place where they can see it for themselves. Take EVERYONE to Heaven.

Yes, it was cut for ...
By: MomoTheBellyDancer. on 26 Dec 08, 12:54:07
Yes, it was cut for some spurious reason.

lol....thats got to ...
By: Crenmagicman. on 25 Dec 08, 19:46:48
lol....thats got to be the best deadpan stare..

Hilarious. Can ...
By: OwnagePlayer740. on 25 Dec 08, 03:47:13
Hilarious. Can someone tell me if there is a video on Youtube on His Red, White & Screwed performance where he talks about how he could've been in the Kennedy center performing this but he got denied because he said the f- word too many times? If so what is the name of it? Don't mark as spam please. I'm just trying to find that bit.

was this cut out of ...
By: mrburns7772000. on 23 Dec 08, 11:21:04
was this cut out of red white and screwed I don't remember this part?

Absolute genius. ...
By: MomoTheBellyDancer. on 21 Dec 08, 22:06:00
Absolute genius. This is the funniest stuff the man has ever come up with. He is so totally right about everything he says.

ah, Lewis Black you ...
By: z3ro111. on 21 Dec 08, 21:11:12
ah, Lewis Black you are a card. I love how some people believe that fossils are created by god or the devil. I'm supposed to believe that god exists on faith? Then why shouldn't I trust science on facts.

lol 5*
By: liverpoollou6. on 19 Dec 08, 11:54:37
lol 5*

yea. god isnt real
By: rocko9345. on 19 Dec 08, 02:53:49
yea. god isnt real

sound like my ...
By: angelofinvisable. on 19 Dec 08, 02:34:23
sound like my family. lol. no wonder im atheist.

He is fantastic!
By: Rhonda9. on 18 Dec 08, 23:09:08
He is fantastic!

Athiesm: The only ...
By: d00derson. on 18 Dec 08, 23:08:08
Athiesm: The only serious choice

not really...its ...
By: Dreamerx47. on 18 Dec 08, 16:26:24
not really...its just a part of a big fuck problem

religion is a bit ...
By: Dreamerx47. on 18 Dec 08, 16:24:32
religion is a bit like herpes i dont really give a fuck...just dont try to shove it up my ass....or you have a big fuck problem in your hands motherfucker thats my angry opinion...

All you dumb ...
By: J0HNRAM0NE623. on 17 Dec 08, 12:28:07
All you dumb fuckers need to stop debating about religion this shit is supposed to be funny but all this fucking bullshit your doing is really fucking it up!

Adam Carolla on Religion
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 453 seconds

The Adam Carolla radio show.

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He pretty much just ...
By: MistertheSpike. on 07 Jan 09, 18:33:54
He pretty much just puts it out there like he sees it. I like it.

Well spoken! ...
By: gir908922. on 07 Jan 09, 13:09:41
Well spoken! Religious people are more afraid of death than nonreligious are.

This is ...
By: yo1o2eggs. on 07 Jan 09, 09:40:16
This is embarrassing to admit that Adam Carolla taught me more (in less than 8 min) than my Catholic school (for 4 years).

I wouldn't doubt if ...
By: Breakneckhydra1. on 06 Jan 09, 15:31:28
I wouldn't doubt if it was true, but what I do know is that a lot of the founding fathers where atheist, or at least non-religious, so if it was a true quot I wouldn't be shocked.

wat i meant was the ...
By: HeadbangingGlory. on 02 Jan 09, 21:03:15
wat i meant was the qoute, not what adam was saying

Well spoken by Mr. ...
By: JWallsID6999. on 02 Jan 09, 05:33:16
Well spoken by Mr. Corolla

...I wasn't aware ...
By: JWallsID6999. on 02 Jan 09, 05:32:16
...I wasn't aware PhotoShop could be used to edit audio

5:57 did he really ...
By: HeadbangingGlory. on 31 Dec 08, 01:37:46
5:57 did he really say that? sounds like something that was photoshoped, if that is real that hella suprises ms

Oh please...I am ...
By: N1k1mon. on 30 Dec 08, 16:30:57
Oh please...I am agnostic...MAYBE a deist at most.I am going to get my worldview from a talk show host/comedian type guy???? He's no Aristotle, no Plato...no Socrates. He's not even in the league of a college professor...lol...hes just a flapping head taking the easy way out. It sounds all tough.."Im an Atheist", but its not tough, its the easy way out...living your life as a journey, seeking the truth at all costs and continously is tough, not just negating the possibility and staying there.

Yes, but very few ...
By: galen365. on 29 Dec 08, 21:00:46
Yes, but very few of them are offended by other sects or religions claiming a like monopoly: thankfully, religions outside of the Abrahamic "moral monotheist" motif, tend to be less concerned about how other people think, feel and live. Especially in Buddhism, since it is specifically said to be "not doctrine, not dogma". Rather, it is simply a path of Yoga: a practice/art/technique for attaining altered states of consciousness.

Experience alone is ...
By: sorienor. on 28 Dec 08, 23:57:30
Experience alone is even an even less useful tool to finding truth then ancient 'holy' books. But what is implied by Buddhism is far more important: you will experience exactly what was taught, because that is the truth..and thus the teachings are the only experiences possible. Each sect of Buddhism still claims an unprovable monopoly on truth.

lol I like the ...
By: heatsketch. on 28 Dec 08, 19:06:46
lol I like the gifts, and the feasts, but I don't bother with church or anything like that

I like that phrase. ...
By: DavidWillB. on 28 Dec 08, 18:58:23
I like that phrase. I will have to repeat it to my cousin who thinks I am using as much faith being an atheist as she is being a christian. I hope you were agreeing with specialex about his assertions about atheism rather than his misunderstanding regarding mine. In any case, I thank you for that saying.

Please read the ...
By: DavidWillB. on 28 Dec 08, 18:53:08
Please read the entire comment or comment string. It helps to know what is said before you decide it is wrong. What I said: Atheist or theist is about belief- whether you don't or do. That is merely a shorter way of saying: The labels atheist or theist are about the absence or presence of belief- if you are atheist, no belief is present in you about a deity. If you are theist, belief is present in you about 1 or more deities. I agree with your second paragraph. But the rest seems unearned.

Thank you. And ...
By: DavidWillB. on 28 Dec 08, 18:20:05
Thank you. And Merry Christmas to you. (I do, at least the secular parts) I am currently still stuffed with cookies and candy and pie... oh, real food too, but probably less of that.

Agreed. It's like ...
By: h8uall66. on 27 Dec 08, 08:05:25
Agreed. It's like the old saying: Atheism is a religion in the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby and bald is a hair color.

wrong. do some ...
By: specialex8. on 27 Dec 08, 07:28:37
wrong. do some extensive research on this simple confusion, as many people like you struggle to understand that simply not believing in something is not a belief. "Atheist...is about belief" more like "Atheism is a LACK of belief" Atheism is as much "about belief" as not believing in dragons and fairies is "about belief" try not to act so smug when espousing such foolishness

But after ...
By: galen365. on 26 Dec 08, 00:43:12
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and the benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." - Buddha

Do not believe in ...
By: galen365. on 26 Dec 08, 00:42:51
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. Do not believe anything because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything because it is written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.

Buddhism is ...
By: galen365. on 26 Dec 08, 00:38:49
Buddhism is Different, Behold: "Rely not on the teacher/person, but on the teaching. Rely not on the words of the teaching, but on the spirit of the words. Rely not on theory, but on experience.

It's all good. I ...
By: heatsketch. on 25 Dec 08, 15:41:36
It's all good. I try not to be a dick to people, so long as they aren't a dick first ;) and Merry Christmas, BTW (assuming you celebrate it)

It's no big thing. ...
By: DavidWillB. on 25 Dec 08, 07:14:48
It's no big thing. However, it is very big of you to admit to misunderstanding instead of attacking me. I think the world would be a much better place if more people were as civil as you just were. Have a good day, and I'm sorry my first try at wording that bit was unclear.

This reminds me of ...
By: uberjim83. on 24 Dec 08, 04:29:25
This reminds me of Mark Twain: "I was dead for innumerable years before I was born, and it has not caused me the least inconvenience."

actually no..
By: mischievious09. on 24 Dec 08, 02:01:18
actually no..

Sorry, I ...
By: heatsketch. on 23 Dec 08, 23:11:04
Sorry, I misunderstood

Pro Life is Anti-Woman - George Carlin
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 589 seconds

This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Thoughts on Abortion.....How did chickens get involved in this? Because they are decent people.

Related: abortion, bible, bush, carlin, choice, christian, comedy, george, hbo, jesus, life, pro, religion, turpishaeretcum, wade, women

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mbg:Learn some ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 22:38:27
mbg:Learn some science idiot, science has nothing to do with abortion

mbg:Abortion being ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 21:42:17
mbg:Abortion being illegal has nothing to do with control, Bull shit! Why else would you want to DEMAND that have 10 kids I didn't want? Yes, you want to control my uterus, my vagina and my family. mbg:Illegal abortion would make couples think twice about having sex that would mean there were NO abortion before it was legal.Wrong mbg:The human body is not a toy Right, yet you want baby after baby to be born even if they starve. Ya,lets talk about treating a body like a toy!

mbgum "sueezee, ...
By: ambrocal. on 07 Jan 09, 21:10:01
mbgum "sueezee, you're a complete idiot" Said the pot to the kettle! Abortion being illegal is back to back alleys, dead mothers or possible future mothers, infanticide... why do you think it has been legalized? Legal is safer. "Illegal abortion would make couples think twice about having sex" ROTF, more clients for hookers? More cheaters? "Learn some science and ethics please" said the pot to the kettle!

'Abortion being ...
By: cytrus500. on 07 Jan 09, 21:02:30
'Abortion being illegal has nothing to do with control, it saves lives for God's sake.' It has everything to do with control, ever noticed how almost all (if not 100%) of pro-lifers are against contraception that could stop millions of unfeedable children being born in third world countries? Clearly there motive is not the welfare of the unborn. 'Learn some science and ethics please. ' What science are you claiming to know? Tbh I don't know why I'm bothering to write this, you won't

sueezee, you're a ...
By: mbgumby28. on 07 Jan 09, 20:36:44
sueezee, you're a complete idiot, I laugh at your posts. Abortion being illegal has nothing to do with control, it saves lives for God's sake. Illegal abortion would make couples think twice about having sex because of the consequences. The human body is not a toy. It'll fight back at you. Learn some science and ethics please.

lmao
By: XxxNuMbxxX0301. on 07 Jan 09, 19:36:00
lmao

sueezee "where a ...
By: ambrocal. on 07 Jan 09, 18:14:15
sueezee "where a prolifers has 7 kids she didn't want, and the pro choicer has her CHOSEN two!! It ticks them off! " ---> LOL!! Btw, 77% prolifers are male!

mbg:If abortion ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 16:01:35
mbg:If abortion were made illegal, it encourage people not to have sex before marriage LOL, are you frickin kidding? I'll bet you have actually made yourself believe that garbage, and since when dont married women have abortions? Do you know nothing?

mbg:I don't get the ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 15:59:19
mbg:I don't get the "control women" slogan. Many pro-lifers are women, in case you haven't noticed. You think there aren't women who want to control other women? of course they do, especially in the area of abortion where a prolifers has 7 kids she didn't want, and the pro choicer has her CHOSEN two!! It ticks them off!

thebest:no he's ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 15:56:00
thebest:no he's definately burning in hell I wonder what it is that makes one able to speak for God? Is YOUR pitchfork polished up & ready to go for that sin?

dig:Fine then. if ...
By: sueezee. on 07 Jan 09, 15:54:12
dig:Fine then. if they don't want an abortion, no ones making them get one. If they thought that way, they would lose control over ALL the women in the world, and thats what they want.

seventhdecember = ...
By: SonoBeato. on 07 Jan 09, 14:24:08
seventhdecember = maryshybossy = khalilravana = aliceann = elisabethmcman = garciafogeda = mauelarnaldos... one RETARDED BIG TROLL who fools noone!

sonobeato, youtube ...
By: seventhdecember. on 07 Jan 09, 12:35:09
sonobeato, youtube is not for you. We all are normal people. But you are very sick, and you should go to a hospital

maryshybossy = ...
By: SonoBeato. on 07 Jan 09, 11:48:12
maryshybossy = khalilravana = aliceann = elisabethmcman = garciafogeda = mauelarnaldos... one RETARDED BIG TROLL who fools noone!

Geroge Carlin will ...
By: jakamneziak. on 07 Jan 09, 09:27:16
Geroge Carlin will not burn in hell, for he does not believe in hell. George has a cynical view on life and speaks common sense. Fair play to the guy.

Fine then. if they ...
By: Digimastertwo. on 07 Jan 09, 08:43:51
Fine then. if they don't want an abortion, no ones making them get one.

You are my Hero ...
By: rainbowsailormoon. on 07 Jan 09, 06:58:42
You are my Hero George.. finally someone with common sense..

U said he burning ...
By: reignsupremacy. on 07 Jan 09, 06:57:39
U said he burning in hell? prove it. Doesnt mean atheist in life means he is a catholic afterlife. There is no god now there is no god later. First of all. We do not detect any ghost or spirit when we are flying in the clouds. Nor do we discovered anything in the core of the earth? so where is george burning?

no he's definately ...
By: thebestfucking. on 07 Jan 09, 04:24:22
no he's definately burning in hell

wow im serial ...
By: silentheart218. on 07 Jan 09, 03:38:40
wow im serial killer lol

Assassines B ...
By: maryshybossy. on 07 Jan 09, 03:35:17
Assassines B cOwards muRderers T crIminals O geNocidals by the way I dont know who is khalilravana or alicean66 but I know who is sonobeato, the same mentally retarded FOOL!

Dude, people are ...
By: 0Krusnik0. on 07 Jan 09, 01:34:52
Dude, people are gonna have sex and get an illegal abortion then. It's SEX! People are always gonna fuck.

Rest in Peace, ...
By: mafaldacrumbwitty. on 07 Jan 09, 00:36:56
Rest in Peace, George. You brought a lot of joy to me and a lot of people in the world. Your incisive comments about society were right on the money. I hope you're up there, making God laugh.

You must be very ...
By: Stoshie50. on 06 Jan 09, 22:21:51
You must be very young, very naive, or haven't studied history. Your premise that people would have less sex couldn't be less accurate. History has proven you completely wrong. If that is what you are basing your arguement on, you have nothing of value to add to this debate.

Yet another fantasy ...
By: mbgumby28. on 06 Jan 09, 21:44:54
Yet another fantasy. Illegal abortion would tell people not to have sex, since of the girl gets pregnant, she can't have an abortion. I don't get the "control women" slogan. Many pro-lifers are women, in case you haven't noticed.

Bill Hicks - Christ and Christians
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 219 seconds

Jesus, rednecks, The Bible, nuclear weapons, and the Cross are among the topics.

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I agree with Bill ...
By: gir908922. on 07 Jan 09, 08:49:01
I agree with Bill Hicks on the whole thing. If you were Jesus, and you knew you died on the cross, the LAST thing you would want to see is a fucking cross! XD

alright, you win
By: mrkoolsoffice. on 07 Jan 09, 08:00:06
alright, you win

have you ever ...
By: likeacidonthebrain. on 07 Jan 09, 07:49:55
have you ever gotten a straight answer from a christian about dinosaurs? i sure as hell haven't...haha

at the moment...no. ...
By: likeacidonthebrain. on 07 Jan 09, 07:41:33
at the moment...no...but you should reaallly think about things before you comment..you obviously aren't ready for bill hicks yet

haha, why do you ...
By: mrkoolsoffice. on 07 Jan 09, 07:38:51
haha, why do you argue with me? Do you honestly have nothing better to do than to fight?

you again? you ...
By: likeacidonthebrain. on 07 Jan 09, 07:33:28
you again? you should probably learn to think before you speak little boy

He is just making ...
By: ChaoticSouls. on 07 Jan 09, 05:03:38
He is just making point religion contradicts himself and he is right.

I always gauge the ...
By: ianvjones. on 06 Jan 09, 11:40:53
I always gauge the true beliefs of somebody by how they take criticism, religious zealots have caused millions and millions of deaths with their greater than thou way of thinking, and they are always the first to bitch when some one takes a swipe at them. Bill Hicks was just a comedian who asked some interesting and funny questions about Christianity, that's all. No one died because of it. Can any Christians say that? And another thing....Dinosaurs show me them in your fricken bible!!

jajjajajaajajaja, ...
By: disordermate. on 06 Jan 09, 03:04:06
jajjajajaajajaja, and what you fucking need to know of religion !!!

idiots will be ...
By: kooler2004. on 06 Jan 09, 00:31:28
idiots will be idiots and the blind and ignorant will be blind and ignorant. For if you have not lived the life of a christian then you sound like a retard when you make fun of it cause most of what you say is wrong

he doesnt seem to ...
By: mrkoolsoffice. on 05 Jan 09, 23:43:15
he doesnt seem to know much about religions

you did miss the ...
By: sahsplishsplash. on 04 Jan 09, 19:05:18
you did miss the point and i just explained exactly HOW you missed the point,I can't be arsed to argue with some stubborn religious types, I have nothing against people having their own faith in something but i do have something against people basing their beliefs on a book full of historical inaccuracies and contradictions which advocates prejudice,murder and fascism. Have a nice life, and i'm not being sarcastic, hopefully you will work it out one day xxxxxxxxxx

Care to elaborate ...
By: spawndewd. on 04 Jan 09, 18:54:34
Care to elaborate what you're talking about? I don't dig up dead people. It's not too difficult to think but many choose not to. Thanks for the compliment but i am just normal while others lack.

Why don't you ...
By: angelvallone. on 04 Jan 09, 17:34:31
Why don't you respect the dead? Oh,..is it because it is not in the ten commandments? I wish I could be as smart as YOU! Your logic is astounding! X ;)

"Thou Shall Not ...
By: spawndewd. on 04 Jan 09, 16:20:47
"Thou Shall Not Kill" Ten Commandments

I new of plenty of ...
By: spawndewd. on 04 Jan 09, 16:09:40
I new of plenty of stonehenges doing that. We cannot rule that the drug is what caused it but it doesn't look good. There are way more alcohol related crimes though. Why do you talk with foulness? Does hi emotion make you more credible? No. Non credible and demeaning for the purpose to suade others to your belief because you lack facts.

splishy splashy, ...
By: spawndewd. on 04 Jan 09, 16:04:10
splishy splashy, You missed the comment in which you complain about diptwig. I didn't miss the POINT.

the beauty of this ...
By: jfk1976. on 04 Jan 09, 13:18:29
the beauty of this is how christian what he actually said is. if christ was killed today, would christians then wear pendants of electric chairs, lethal injection tables or a noose? i know i wouldnt, but then i dont wear a cross either.

u've clearly missed ...
By: sahsplishsplash. on 04 Jan 09, 12:39:29
u've clearly missed the point, i was talking about how the other guy was so worried about breaking the law, that he thought alcohol was the only non-evil drug just because its legal and socially acceptable... my point was he's a hypocrite so you are chatting shit. Read a history book if you really wanna know about wars you fucking idiot, what a deluded question

Actually it is Thou ...
By: humanheaven. on 04 Jan 09, 02:17:08
Actually it is Thou shalt not murder. The bible distinguishes between killing someone and murdering someone.

Girl doll here play ...
By: Briannagoddess4u46. on 04 Jan 09, 01:35:36
Girl doll here play with me and tell me what u want dateherwow . com

No "Hell rules him"
By: spawndewd. on 03 Jan 09, 21:36:36
No "Hell rules him"

Which religions ...
By: spawndewd. on 03 Jan 09, 21:34:36
Which religions caused which wars? You can't classify Christianity as ALL religions. It's not weed vs. alcohol but both being an intoxicating substance and should be avoided. Who else is making new laws? Dead people? Why else wouldn't she/he be worried about heathenistic desensitization of sin? Are dead sinners coming from the grave to change the laws? Live people are doing it so what's with the stupid question?

"Say what?" Too ...
By: spawndewd. on 03 Jan 09, 18:23:13
"Say what?" Too funny. Acid knows better but is just a rebel heathen working for the Devil.

Psycho antagonistic ...
By: spawndewd. on 03 Jan 09, 18:18:23
Psycho antagonistic sociopath without any credibility whatsoever wants to defile others hence not giving proofs or substance. I guess i ended his "return" (how annoying he was).

Jon Stewart owns C N N
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 376 seconds

Stewart discusses "partisan hackery" with the hosts of Rapidfire.

Related: bias, comedy, daily, fox, hannity, jon, journalism, media, news, obama, oreily, palin, show, stewart, turpishaereticum

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Jon Stewart
By: SuperSkurre. on 05 Jan 09, 08:24:02
Jon Stewart

Tucker Carlson?
By: ZRN959. on 05 Jan 09, 00:03:07
Tucker Carlson?

Classic. And I ...
By: rhyfeddu. on 04 Jan 09, 23:28:35
Classic. And I find it heartening that people here already don't know who Tucker Carlson ("the guy in the bow tie") IS!! Yeah - he's already on the dustheap of TV history. Well deserved.

good stuff. fuck ...
By: EasyInTdot. on 04 Jan 09, 16:03:07
good stuff. fuck CNN. and specially Lou Dubbs! OWNED!, and yes Steward called him a dick at the end XD

some faggot tht no ...
By: kmksrh1275. on 04 Jan 09, 09:23:11
some faggot tht no one cares about, he likes a take sides with the ultimate scammer george w bush

lmao did he call ...
By: kmksrh1275. on 04 Jan 09, 09:22:28
lmao did he call him a dick at the end?

tht dude with the ...
By: kmksrh1275. on 04 Jan 09, 09:17:42
tht dude with the bow-tie is a douche

HA! great.
By: jvilla21. on 03 Jan 09, 07:52:51
HA! great.

so true!
By: polarlarve. on 03 Jan 09, 03:18:35
so true!

Who's the loser ...
By: kcroyalmarine99. on 02 Jan 09, 02:07:22
Who's the loser with the bow tie and the retarted hair?

OWNED!!!!!!!
By: Chuck123Norris. on 26 Dec 08, 12:47:54
OWNED!!!!!!!

5:15 the host with ...
By: thereISnoRELIGION. on 23 Dec 08, 14:58:30
5:15 the host with the bow tie starts really freaking out

The reason why ...
By: mmschneider. on 22 Dec 08, 10:46:52
The reason why Stewart is so good in this segment is because he's expressing genuine journalistic concern. These other guys try to back him into a corner the whole time, but they can't because his comments are so critically poignant. Good for JS; makes me proud to hear intelligent people standing up and calling BS when they see it - and that on national TV to boot!

If there were mor ...
By: Ullygirldk. on 21 Dec 08, 17:38:27
If there were mor people like jon Stewart, the world would be a better place.. I have so much respect for him, and i admire him so much. What a talented, smart and good person.

Cool dude :)
By: metallicaforlifeee. on 20 Dec 08, 01:12:31
Cool dude :)

3:54 the best! i ...
By: mmiddl06. on 19 Dec 08, 07:26:53
3:54 the best! i love those moments

Wow, I thought the ...
By: wdstick. on 17 Dec 08, 22:43:15
Wow, I thought the bow-tie guy was going to cry.

Jon Stewart was ...
By: abnuridd24. on 17 Dec 08, 18:09:39
Jon Stewart was Absolutely Right! and he had the guts to say it Live :)

Utterly pwned!
By: bodnotbod. on 14 Dec 08, 03:56:22
Utterly pwned!

BWAHAHAHA. 1:58 ...
By: pokethebadger. on 12 Dec 08, 04:52:00
BWAHAHAHA. 1:58 onward, Jon ripped them a new one. Good for him.

Jon Stewart is the ...
By: 12OunceProphet. on 11 Dec 08, 19:46:00
Jon Stewart is the MAN. :)

Wow. What a couple ...
By: colinkmoon. on 10 Dec 08, 15:53:23
Wow. What a couple of arrogant dicks.

I love it when Jon ...
By: Nygaard2. on 09 Dec 08, 19:16:43
I love it when Jon says: "I'm not saying you are not a smart guy, 'cause those are not easy to tie..."

OWNED
By: shizzlepecks. on 09 Dec 08, 08:37:40
OWNED

Tell me there ...
By: ImGuss. on 09 Dec 08, 02:39:38
Tell me there wasn't tension there.

Hail Satan Show
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 382 seconds

Spiritual inspiration and music are the theme, with a very special guest! This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. "Hail Satan" sketch from Mr. Show with Bob and Dave on HBO
Starring Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.

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man, satan rules.
By: xadamryanx. on 07 Jan 09, 19:32:06
man, satan rules.

repent, repent, for ...
By: bccanada2005. on 04 Jan 09, 03:01:10
repent, repent, for the kingdom ofGod is at hand

I have my more ...
By: elvis316. on 01 Jan 09, 20:16:31
I have my more subtle moments, but you can now look for a comment from him soon. :)

nicely done ;>
By: ktkaufmann. on 31 Dec 08, 19:15:16
nicely done ;>

I'm not confused at ...
By: felixpetrar. on 30 Dec 08, 06:46:02
I'm not confused at all. I said it is documented how and when Anton LaVey founded the Church of Satan (which is an atheist group) and some idiots who really worship a devil caught the idea and founded their own theistic church claiming (with no evidence) that they have a long history.

I think you are ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 30 Dec 08, 06:00:20
I think you are confused. You seem to want me to prove Anton LaVey church existed before him and thats not what I'm attempting to do or even say. This is why you are confused. I'm simply stating that satanism in some form or another was around before his silly little cult *sigh* why cant you understand this ...whatever I give up ..seriously I dont even care, call me when you figure it out if you can

too funny thank ...
By: terri1979. on 29 Dec 08, 20:27:31
too funny thank you for the much needed laugh

Whoa! Here we have ...
By: clairewaldorf2. on 28 Dec 08, 22:34:19
Whoa! Here we have an absolutely hilarious sendup of televangelism and there are humorless drones trying to have some sort of serious discussion in the comments section. Jeez, some of you guys could really use a stool softener and some laughing gas.

David Cross is his ...
By: elvis316. on 28 Dec 08, 14:26:26
David Cross is his name. but the character is inspired by midnightrambler444, unemployed pot smoking masturbator in Boston.

totally off-topic: ...
By: zecior. on 27 Dec 08, 14:27:44
totally off-topic: Is that guy on chair is young Jim Carey?

Viewcount: 558 ...
By: aZeroGodist. on 27 Dec 08, 07:25:56
Viewcount: 558 Ratings: 71 Great video

when you can't ...
By: felixpetrar. on 26 Dec 08, 15:06:56
when you can't provide answers, you insult. At least for LaVeyan Satanism there is a clear history. For theistic Satanism there is no evidence that is older than LaVeyan Satanism, just claims. Their idea stemmed from the idea of LaVey and sometimes ex-members of CoS founded theistic satanic churches. Also, don't tell me about Yazidi because they don't define themselves through other religion's perspective (and Lucifer is not Satan anyway). Instead of insulting me, bring me some arguments.

LOL
By: StopEvangelismNow. on 26 Dec 08, 12:55:14
LOL

that has to be the ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 26 Dec 08, 10:31:18
that has to be the stupidest comment I have heard all night. now your just trolling

Give me an evidence ...
By: felixpetrar. on 26 Dec 08, 10:24:49
Give me an evidence that Theistic Satanism is older that LaVeyan Satanism.

I dont think you ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 26 Dec 08, 10:20:06
I dont think you understand my point. For some reason you think that Anton is the be all and end all to satanism. Just because he founded a cult called the church of satan does not mean his dogma is what all satanists adhere to. that would be like If I said that all christians believed in Scientology since it was the last thing written by a christian church

Yes, communism is ...
By: felixpetrar. on 26 Dec 08, 10:05:48
Yes, communism is not theistic but has rituals and dogma. Yes, Satanists are the embodiment of Satan and yes, they think they are their own god but they don't actually believe in any divinity. Did you read The Satanist Bible of LaVey or you are just a big mouth?

HOLY FUCK NO! ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 26 Dec 08, 10:01:23
HOLY FUCK NO! communism is not Theism.. BTW Anton LaVey is not the king of satanism it was around before he named his cult the church of satan. He just monopolized on the religion just like any other theistic religion does when they make money from peoples beliefs Satanists are the embodiment of Satan they believe that they are their own God they worship them self. Your ignorance is blinding on this subject I think you should research this topic before you comment on it further

is communism ...
By: felixpetrar. on 26 Dec 08, 09:42:37
is communism theistic? Comform your theory, because communism has a dogma, has to me theistic. Read Anton LaVey's bible, the one who founded the Church of Satan, and after that talk. If you have friends who actually BELIEVE in Satan, you have some seriouslly disturbed friends.

UM, NO satanism is ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 26 Dec 08, 08:45:45
UM, NO satanism is still theistic that would undo the whole atheism thing since atheism means without theism. Since they have ritual and dogma they are a theistic religion making them NOT Atheists. Simple as that...... Plus I know Satanists and I know what they believe in and its just as silly as christianity or Islam.

hell no :) ...
By: felixpetrar. on 26 Dec 08, 08:36:06
hell no :) Satanists don't believe in hell and devil. They are atheists and conscience raisers.

silly satanists LOL ...
By: GodKillerAtheist. on 25 Dec 08, 19:54:55
silly satanists LOL there is no such thing as hell

"Hail Satan, oh my ...
By: a0eoj. on 25 Dec 08, 01:19:10
"Hail Satan, oh my Lord" - Love it

For those who ...
By: BoozyBeggar. on 24 Dec 08, 21:22:06
For those who haven't seen much religious programming this was spot on, especially the part where the guy sings a single word for like 10 fucking seconds. Scary, huh?

That ladies hair ...
By: UcanbeGOD. on 24 Dec 08, 20:29:55
That ladies hair makes me want to FAP.

Bill Maher Live - Current Events (part 1)
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 535 seconds

Comments on current events...

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Bill got the memo ...
By: lblmer. on 06 Jan 09, 18:01:38
Bill got the memo this time. Some things we don't talk about honestly and openly. 911 is one of them. WHen he puts Charly down he is dishonest. I doubt he believes his rant about 911. This guy is a sell out phony. Still he is funny now and then. Thing to remember is he is a joker and not a serious person.

Pardon my mistake. ...
By: chefmarcgirard. on 31 Dec 08, 20:58:55
Pardon my mistake. Anyway 6, 7, 8 it's all nonsense.

"this country has ...
By: playgrrrr. on 30 Dec 08, 04:31:13
"this country has fuck up fatigue" ;)

I made my parents ...
By: 02jaguar. on 27 Dec 08, 08:43:04
I made my parents watch this and now we aren't talking.

Thats some good ...
By: HitchensFavorite. on 24 Dec 08, 21:57:08
Thats some good shit!!!

technically its 7 ...
By: blink182isblackmetal. on 19 Dec 08, 21:38:35
technically its 7 days, God rested on the seventh, either way its bullshit.

he have the same ...
By: nural666. on 13 Dec 08, 19:42:54
he have the same gorge carlin joke ,bu he say it diffrenly

This man is a genuis
By: thewho6574. on 12 Dec 08, 23:20:29
This man is a genuis

i thought it was 6 ...
By: siddharthaananda. on 11 Dec 08, 20:05:23
i thought it was 6 days, since when they decided to lengthen the time to one more day?? XD

You won in Iraq??? ...
By: andromedarlakner. on 10 Dec 08, 01:04:54
You won in Iraq??? When... While I was chillin' under a rock somewhere outside this universe... I'm sorry, but could you just divine winning for me, please!

...and the world ...
By: chefmarcgirard. on 08 Dec 08, 06:16:27
...and the world was created in 7 days...please if I liked hearing lies about everything i'd be a republican.

We won in Iraq. ...
By: jiggakilla666. on 06 Dec 08, 05:53:26
We won in Iraq. Obama is the war criminal elect.

lmao at 5:30
By: kevindelgado20. on 17 Nov 08, 23:33:49
lmao at 5:30

hate u
By: a7medsarCA. on 17 Nov 08, 05:13:53
hate u

They have cleverly ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 13 Nov 08, 00:27:15
They have cleverly set it up so they can have 'supreme authority' on ethical issues (don't ask me why secularists never baulked at this like we are - probably cause they faced torture of some description :-/) Everyone would do themselves a favour if they read God Is Not Great, for I am merely walking on the shoulders of giants when making these arguments... Did not even attempt to justify Luke 19:27 either did he??? What a little black sheep smokes2468 is...

Good morals <- you ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:59:58
Good morals

All I know is that ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:43:20
All I know is that I don't do that shit and it works for me

What is wrong with ...
By: 1metallica1. on 12 Nov 08, 04:40:44
What is wrong with drug use? Everyone is in on it at some level

Bill Maher was ...
By: raby760. on 06 Nov 08, 22:26:45
Bill Maher was wrong about Guiliani, but right about Republicans terrorism alerts because of Obama.

hahaha "fly at your ...
By: VivekisV. on 10 Oct 08, 02:42:23
hahaha "fly at your own risk airlines"

FACT: Dick Cheney ...
By: bhougen1447. on 17 Sep 08, 08:58:01
FACT: Dick Cheney was in control of NORAD on 9/11. NORAD has NEVER failed to intercept a hijacking prior to 9/11 FACT: NEVER before has a steel structure collapsed due to fire FACT: There is video of Larry Silverstein (owner of wtc 1,2&7) admitting that he gave the call to demolish building 7,which is PROOF that there were explosives in the building beforehand

BILL MAHER 4 ...
By: Jenscool. on 15 Sep 08, 14:55:09
BILL MAHER 4 PRESIDENT! At least he's honest!

Nah I don't do any ...
By: smokes2468. on 07 Sep 08, 06:00:52
Nah I don't do any of that shit.

Ever drink a wine? ...
By: LuckyLukarse1981. on 07 Sep 08, 01:53:42
Ever drink a wine? Take paracetamol? Drugs is a sweeping statement in and of itself and so either be specific as to what 'drugs' you think are the tools of your devil or just shut the fuck up about a topic you clearly are way too reactive about to be considered worth listening to on...

Look just take your ...
By: smokes2468. on 06 Sep 08, 20:46:37
Look just take your drugs alright. If you feel like it is making you smart and feeling good than do it. I really don't give a shit okay. All I know is that I don't do that shit and it works for me.

Neil deGrasse Tyson - Stupid Design
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 297 seconds

Neil deGrasse Tyson's thoughts on Intelligent Design. Richard Dawkins in the audience.

Related: athei, bible, christian, darwin, dawkins, degrasse, design, evolution, hitchens, hovind, intelligent, jesus, turpishaereticum, tyson

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this guy is clued ...
By: Bretttre8. on 07 Jan 09, 00:24:38
this guy is clued up. manages to be pretty funny too

so you dont ...
By: PETAVER. on 03 Jan 09, 05:56:30
so you dont understand "us people"? . It blows my mind how you can believe what some ancient book of desert scribblings and actually think thats truth.. Face facts and embrace science or live in your fantasy world where you get to live forever in Heaven :).. with all the good/ignorant/narrowminded people the world. HIGH FIVE!

Wow. The bible... ...
By: ilovepiebiatch. on 01 Jan 09, 03:40:25
Wow. The bible... fact? Good one.

That's what we in ...
By: ilovepiebiatch. on 01 Jan 09, 03:37:53
That's what we in the rational world call a "fairy tale".

Evidence, please.
By: NeuroticoAnonimo. on 31 Dec 08, 22:18:26
Evidence, please.

the one at the top ...
By: omegakurt20. on 31 Dec 08, 13:47:38
the one at the top right looks like an alien grey

The earth has still ...
By: leorcc. on 30 Dec 08, 19:17:09
The earth has still a few good billion years to go but it's not going to last. You seem to make the same argument as the puddle thinking the hole in the road was perfectly designed for it.

Tyson doesn't say ...
By: leorcc. on 30 Dec 08, 19:16:18
Tyson doesn't say the earth is meant to be inhabited, but what he is saying is because this planet happens to be in the right zone and had the right properties it was one of the few good breeding grounds for life. And if live has a chance to form, all it needs is the right opportunity and a lot of time. But as Tyson says, this earth, this breeding ground, and the universe around it is not going to be able tot sustain life forever. And no human intervention or god will change that.

Personally---I ...
By: Capitol149. on 30 Dec 08, 13:51:00
Personally---I think he is very astute with a highly developed intellect. On the other hand, he is not wise. Actually, he functions at a low level reactive consciousness---quite immature & adolescent. I'm surprised more people do not see though his wiseacre diatribes. Much of this presentation is not science but conjecture based on interpretation. For a real balance in science wisdom and open mindedness I give you Michio Kaku!

I really don't ...
By: ciphro. on 30 Dec 08, 06:05:04
I really don't understand you people. You provide an argument against Creationism, and provide examples of why this planet is not meant to be inhabited. But when the issue is addressed by the opposed, you throw it off as though it was a side argument, completely irrelevant to the issue. My argument is "that Earth never used to be this way", When Adam and Eve sinned plants grew thorns(Genesis 3:18 - most likely coinciding with modern Micro Evolution), etc. Genesis would in fact explain Earth.

hey ciphro!.. you ...
By: PETAVER. on 29 Dec 08, 02:53:41
hey ciphro!.. you just gave me a case of ROFL Copters.. It must suck to actually believe that ahah.. have fun with your adult santa clause!

I love it! He is ...
By: NeuroticoAnonimo. on 27 Dec 08, 07:35:45
I love it! He is really having fun there and his joy is just so contagious.

well said.
By: jcadwell1172. on 23 Dec 08, 01:50:08
well said.

You are using That ...
By: resistanceunion. on 15 Dec 08, 02:59:53
You are using That analogy what the guy was talking about.. You fill the gaps with GOD .. ITs Chemistry . You don't know what is the plant name you don't know nothing about what other functions of it are and you are saying its god .. PAthetic

Yes, I am. Oh, and ...
By: ciphro. on 09 Dec 08, 15:26:01
Yes, I am. Oh, and when he uses the "frozen waterfall" analogy, he forgets that their is a plant somewhere in the world with an antidote to that centipede venom. Where did that come from, what would make a plant develop that antidote through evolutionary processes? The Centipede is no threat to the plant..

I love him! " ...
By: ajstavely711. on 09 Dec 08, 12:39:13
I love him! "Entertainment Complex in a Sewer System!

Are you serious?
By: ajstavely711. on 09 Dec 08, 12:33:44
Are you serious?

ROFL he says ...
By: maggoted07. on 09 Dec 08, 11:44:28
ROFL he says aborted faeces

Does he not ...
By: ciphro. on 08 Dec 08, 12:22:02
Does he not understand that Earth never used to be this way? Their never used to be birth defects, Poisonous animals, pain death, sorrow. When Adam and Eve sinned, it changed everything.

Neil is Fucking ...
By: AJOAndre2. on 07 Dec 08, 23:50:26
Neil is Fucking Hilarious!

religion doesn't ...
By: whole27. on 05 Dec 08, 15:08:39
religion doesn't answer anything as many of the things it says are proven false! Religion is science illiterate! And the why was created because humans don't know but want to have a reason for living so the why was created by us for us..our peace of mind! This video is great! Christians will never concede despite how logical the atheist argument is and its extremely rational!!!

religion doesn't ...
By: whole27. on 05 Dec 08, 15:08:04
religion doesn't answer anything as many of the things it says are proven false! Religion is science illiterate! And the why was created because humans don't know but want to have a reason for living so the why was created by us for us..our peace of mind! This video is great! Christians will never concede despite how logical the atheist argument is and its extremely rational!!!

"So you think that ...
By: gorilla199uncensored. on 02 Dec 08, 15:10:47
"So you think that the earth wasn't the only place designed for life?" Not designed most of the planet let alone the universe, is anti life! "making unfounded assertions about anothers perogative and point of view is extremely unintelligent." No unfounded, unfounded is saying god exists!

"Perhaps Science ...
By: gorilla199uncensored. on 02 Dec 08, 15:08:53
"Perhaps Science answers the how and religion answers the why? " No, science proves god is totally retarded. Not that theres any proof of god, let alone the one you pretend is real.

Perhaps Science ...
By: elelmhorst. on 02 Dec 08, 02:54:41
Perhaps Science answers the how and religion answers the why?

Henry Rollins - Civil Liberties Under Attack
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 138 seconds

Civil Liberties, the Internet, and Free Speech. Henry Rollins tells it like it is.

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good?
By: ZRN959. on 04 Jan 09, 23:59:32
good?

Rollins is pure ...
By: asskirk. on 03 Jan 09, 14:42:37
Rollins is pure Anarchy

Sexy, Fun Loving ...
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if the past ...
By: cbizrap. on 20 Dec 08, 04:07:15
if the past election proved anything it is that the internet has made it harder for these neo-con cocksuckers to lie and manipulate information.

God damnit I love ...
By: yomomtubes. on 18 Dec 08, 00:43:21
God damnit I love that guy!

FUCK YA!
By: xslayerx202. on 17 Dec 08, 03:52:21
FUCK YA!

Throw this stupid ...
By: jimfarrowlove. on 15 Dec 08, 01:43:36
Throw this stupid ape a banana.

He's right. The ...
By: ByronC900. on 13 Dec 08, 04:55:24
He's right. The internet IS trying to be contained. Search for "Net neutrality" by Athenewins on Youtube. They discuss in detail what is going on.

Oh HELL yeah !
By: HelloMidnightChaos. on 13 Dec 08, 01:14:40
Oh HELL yeah !

Rollin's energy and ...
By: FirstResponder911. on 07 Dec 08, 07:06:46
Rollin's energy and passion makes me feel unworthy.

Only because you ...
By: deprofundis442. on 06 Dec 08, 05:43:59
Only because you let it.

he talks the truth ...
By: Aknarad. on 05 Dec 08, 19:03:45
he talks the truth man. internet is a bastion of freedom. if it disapear the world is fucked.

...also, its called ...
By: Biffle4President. on 04 Dec 08, 02:11:10
...also, its called "teeing off" because he is pissed about something and needs to vent. so the cussing and yelling is fitting. this isnt putt-putt. its henry rollins man, if you dont like it, fuck off.

i mostly agree with ...
By: Biffle4President. on 04 Dec 08, 02:07:52
i mostly agree with him. yeah he cusses and yells, but thats who he is...he's not some fucking educated poli-sci major or some shit...he's just a fucking singer from a punk band in the 80's speaking his fucking mind. he really fucking cares about what he's saying and really believes it...thats whats important. he's not the most credible guy education/experience-wise, and it often shows, but he has a powerful character and i personally think he is enjoyable to listen to.

all the yelling and ...
By: aMinotaursJourney. on 02 Dec 08, 01:06:43
all the yelling and cussing sort of undermines the message

Rollins is one of ...
By: Higaha. on 01 Dec 08, 01:05:12
Rollins is one of those WISE fucking people that has his own damn brain and uses it in these times when the news are raping our minds.

they are going to ...
By: brmillgr. on 30 Nov 08, 07:12:36
they are going to try to limit the internet...censor the net, its bullshit cant we the people have anything that the government will keep their grubby hands off...fuckin bastids

henry rollins ...
By: Ja256. on 25 Nov 08, 13:34:08
henry rollins fucking rocks. this guy tells it like it is keep up the good work \

I think this dude ...
By: Ja256. on 25 Nov 08, 13:33:13
I think this dude is my fucking idol

Perfect!
By: lifelongfriendjeff. on 25 Nov 08, 11:35:37
Perfect!

Well, what will we ...
By: Illkeepthesecret. on 24 Nov 08, 04:03:27
Well, what will we do individually? How will you dissent?

Glenn Beck is my ...
By: quantumdivider. on 23 Nov 08, 23:02:49
Glenn Beck is my all time favorite news anchor to hate.

I dislike Bush. But ...
By: Tanarros. on 23 Nov 08, 05:21:24
I dislike Bush. But Henery, you are PATHETIC!! I can yell loud, I can swear, I'm awesome! No one intellegent is going to take you seriously. Why do i even come on these moronic sites?

right fuckin on!! ...
By: kotj101. on 21 Nov 08, 14:46:11
right fuckin on!! tell it straight!

all right Henry, ...
By: tgoodfella. on 21 Nov 08, 00:15:41
all right Henry, don't forget ann coulter that bitch. Just cause you question things, not anti-govt but question some of those motives or reasons for what their doing. These assholes and bitches call people unpatriotic. Their the biggest hypocrtics, they preach do what they say but don't do what they do.l

Bill Maher - Pastor Ted
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 419 seconds

This material belongs to HBO and is used here under fair use law. Ted Haggard is discussed.

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We have atheists in ...
By: stefanswe. on 07 Jan 09, 03:08:39
We have atheists in our government in Sweden, and I looove it ! We have never ever talked about gay marriage or abortion as a political issue. Our politicians get elected based on competence

I shed a tear for ...
By: mistahtom. on 06 Jan 09, 08:35:16
I shed a tear for how great Maher's speech was

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... ...
By: philster61. on 05 Jan 09, 10:55:22
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......boring

Praise Bill Maher!!
By: TheRevolutionary1988. on 05 Jan 09, 00:48:42
Praise Bill Maher!!

Everyone is an ...
By: dawsoninja. on 04 Jan 09, 08:39:10
Everyone is an atheist, Everyone is intelligent enough to grow out of fairy-tails sooner or later, and they start thinking logically. The only reason anyone believes in god (or should i say "uses god") is to justify what they do in their lives. It makes them feel better about the things they do. Deep, deep down they know, they just have no reason to dig it up and start questioning it. If the people in the white house were really religious then things would be different.

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'We' didn't enslave ...
By: StackMo1. on 02 Jan 09, 22:57:59
'We' didn't enslave blacks. Because 'we' aren't all white.

Obama - agreed! ...
By: freakystyley4000. on 02 Jan 09, 13:29:32
Obama - agreed! Evolutionary 'facts'... be careful with the F word, remember, evolution is a theory (and I agree with it over the fairytales from the Bible!) Atheist in the White House (or any government)? There probably has been, though they MUST keep up apprearances... what about a homosexual or lesbian president? Again, they'd have to live behind a veil of secrecy and heterosexuality.

god is mans work
By: Dreamerx47. on 31 Dec 08, 14:04:40
god is mans work

how about when bush ...
By: Dreamerx47. on 31 Dec 08, 14:03:54
how about when bush senior said : atheist sholdnt be considerd citizens?

ok, so we've ...
By: Drewb18c1. on 30 Dec 08, 22:30:04
ok, so we've managed to elect a black man into the white house. wouldn't have expected something like that to happen merely 150 years after we enslaved black men, women and children. so a big *high five* to all the people intelligent enough to vote for obama now...the question is... how long do you think it'll take to elect an atheist? it's like...bush has officially said he "hasn't made his mind up about evolution". hmm FACTS...or what a book of fiction says? hmm, that's a tough one...

Beautiful~ I just ...
By: catgivens. on 27 Dec 08, 14:06:48
Beautiful~ I just adore when Bill hammers these rotten religious chest puffing thumpers.

To scare people ...
By: funkyplayer4212. on 26 Dec 08, 23:22:57
To scare people with their lives, or after lives, is to turn on a latent sense of survival in a person. Doing such, can make a person easily submit to any answers offered, so they can survive what is endangering them. This is why religion can easily navigate around the scientific method. The scientific method doesn't have all the answers people seek, doesn't finds the answers in a timely manner and doesn't use fear as a logical foundation. This is why most faiths are more powerful than fact.

5:14 so true so so ...
By: FunkyWhitePimp. on 21 Dec 08, 00:22:34
5:14 so true so so true.

Well, that is where ...
By: sosouthernsofreaky. on 18 Dec 08, 01:26:05
Well, that is where the two of us differ. Im not bold enough declare I don't believe in God. It's amazing how people drive over bridges and get into airplanes and never question man's work. How can you see something so beautiful as sunset, pictures of space and not believe there is something greater out there that we just WONT have an answer to. I wish you well

but I could show ...
By: Entertainmentwf. on 18 Dec 08, 01:00:44
but I could show you enough logic that it'd be stupid to put faith in God. Considering it fails the first logical test of p->q which is what makes logical thinking work.

What bill don't ...
By: sosouthernsofreaky. on 17 Dec 08, 18:51:32
What bill don't understand is you must never put your faith in man because man will always let you down. You should put your faith in God.

To TheGodsEnvyUs: ...
By: audiosane. on 17 Dec 08, 06:07:10
To TheGodsEnvyUs: Whatever you say, man. Just as long as you don't suffer the children to come unto you. ;-)

get thee behind me ...
By: TheGodsEnvyUs. on 11 Dec 08, 23:23:29
get thee behind me satan... and put it in gently. lmfao

But isn't it even ...
By: DragonZXDragster. on 11 Dec 08, 10:46:37
But isn't it even more entertaining when the truth comes out it comes out from behind them and the rationalists call them out on it? lol

Fantastic Bill..... ...
By: deltaolemissfan. on 04 Dec 08, 02:14:38
Fantastic Bill......now when are we going to start hearing stories about Sarah Palin's younger days??.......she went to 5 colleges so there must be at least 50 men that need to tell their stories....right??

yes
By: nowevolvingnearyou. on 02 Dec 08, 15:19:37
yes

yes
By: wballow420. on 02 Dec 08, 07:22:29
yes

Shhhh!
By: revjimbob. on 01 Dec 08, 19:04:15
Shhhh!

Ted haggard is a ...
By: juanbigone. on 01 Dec 08, 09:22:05
Ted haggard is a fluffer in gay movies.

George Carlin - Big Money Owns Politics and You
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 280 seconds

George Carlin is seemingly prophetic as he talks about how big money owns this country, and our political system.
We miss you George.

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Americans have been ...
By: Discfiend69. on 07 Jan 09, 12:15:45
Americans have been getting brainfucked for so long now that they don't know the difference.All their concerned with is x-box,flavor of the month products and really bad music(if you want to call it that. Hard times make strong people and americans have become the opposite.

fuck you shoulda ...
By: zip420. on 08 Dec 08, 05:22:44
fuck you shoulda seen one of the wetback illegal alien neighbors of mine, there is NOTHING behind those eyes and no explaing anything to the retard wage slave. its fucking sad. Third world Amerika, HERE WE ARE!!!!

Rockefeller & Dewey ...
By: sugarpuddin88. on 19 Oct 08, 21:37:59
Rockefeller & Dewey created the US education system by using the philosophy of Hegel & Wundt The same two men to whom Marx & Trotsky used to create Communism In their own words, "to create a passive society of people who merely act as cogs in the wheel of society" Thus, Americans are NOT critical thinkers - They just "go along" That is why that nation is completely & utterly Bankrupt Google it! You know it's true!

In the 1930's, ...
By: sugarpuddin88. on 19 Oct 08, 21:33:21
In the 1930's, Germany decided if it was going to survive, it needed to put an end to Usury rates by parasitic bankers

The Wisdom of ...
By: reaperkin. on 12 Oct 08, 14:34:01
The Wisdom of George Carlin should have been a required course in public schools. I think students would have benefited immensely from his straight talk rather than the roundabout bullshit the poor kids have forced upon them now. Oh George, if ever we needed you before, we definitely could use you now. You left us far too soon.

wow mate as always ...
By: fatherof283. on 10 Oct 08, 01:52:59
wow mate as always you enlighten the masses to the bullshit behind the bushes keep it up please cause the fact is as these free thinkers die off it is on us to carry the message forward never give up it is truth that blinds always remember they can own our world they can never own our minds keep thinking and functioning

the teacher speaks
By: aaronbrakefield. on 09 Oct 08, 22:49:16
the teacher speaks

God I miss that man ...
By: Childrenscneterh. on 09 Oct 08, 03:03:05
God I miss that man. RIP Carlin You the man!

Vote Green.
By: nicolatwo. on 08 Oct 08, 21:30:46
Vote Green.

kinda scary
By: BlondieCobain. on 08 Oct 08, 11:10:03
kinda scary

COZMIKZEN 2112 The ...
By: cozmikzen. on 08 Oct 08, 08:43:20
COZMIKZEN 2112 The Logical Party!! Good video, Turpis, extremely relavent!!

this is no bull ...
By: danoinreno. on 08 Oct 08, 07:29:54
this is no bull shit!!!

Bill Hicks - Heaven
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 338 seconds

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I was under the ...
By: theancientenemy. on 07 Jan 09, 20:56:08
I was under the impression that Carlin was a corpse long before he was actually pronounced dead...

Wouldn't George ...
By: 924142707. on 02 Jan 09, 22:04:49
Wouldn't George Carlin have been killed years ago then?

there r conspiracy ...
By: adolescent900. on 02 Jan 09, 10:05:49
there r conspiracy theories with bob marley too they say he died from cancer, i think its bs. and bill hicks, he is the man

This dude was ...
By: YOELTHEKING. on 23 Dec 08, 09:06:44
This dude was amazing!!!!!!!!!

love ball and ...
By: gerbs96. on 13 Dec 08, 03:58:46
love ball and biscuit

bill hicks died of ...
By: SteevDragon67. on 11 Dec 08, 16:41:17
bill hicks died of pancreatic cancer. now there are some conspiracy theorists who say that the government silences people by sometimes covertly introducing some cancer causing agent and the person dies. now I don't know if you can covertly introduce pancreatic cancer, but it makes you wonder. bill hicks a voice for freedom said "isn't it funny that we kill those that try to help us and let these little demons run amok?" kind of makes you wonder if that didn't happen to him. his message lives on!

great tribute to ...
By: SteevDragon67. on 11 Dec 08, 16:36:54
great tribute to bill hicks! a true comedic genius!

Bill was beyond ...
By: barbaralee15. on 26 Nov 08, 12:25:27
Bill was beyond wonderfully brilliant. Not a word was off base. I too wondered if he, like many others, was assassinated. It is quite possible to create fast growing cancers. He was a dangerous man, he thought things out and said it all. But all we can do is be grateful we had the pleasure of having our brains titillated by his insights! Rest in .. heck... Bill does not want PEACE! Bill wants a place where honesty rules. I hope he found it.

Greatest standup ...
By: simplelife88393. on 05 Nov 08, 17:20:56
Greatest standup ever, nice upload.

This guy is great.
By: FunNotNuts. on 24 Oct 08, 16:16:17
This guy is great.

I love ...
By: philbigtime. on 22 Oct 08, 20:26:32
I love Fredricksburg, TX

Rest In Chaos Bill! ...
By: DieSheepleDie. on 20 Oct 08, 14:39:16
Rest In Chaos Bill! I will see you through the looking glass!

This is in ...
By: JG129. on 10 Oct 08, 02:26:52
This is in Zeitgeist 2 :)

Thanks man. I dig ...
By: ralieghTsakers. on 11 Sep 08, 22:53:02
Thanks man. I dig thewhitestripes and Bill would have too.

2 Legal drugs ...
By: KashmirKulturedotcom. on 29 Aug 08, 17:21:05
2 Legal drugs Cigarettes and Alcohol which do nothing for you, But mushrooms and weed are illegal and they grow naturally. Brilliant Love you Bill Hicks.

Thanks ...
By: Skippur. on 20 Aug 08, 19:31:01
Thanks TurpisHaereticum. I do like the compilation.

even plants and ...
By: RNBJ22. on 19 Jul 08, 10:42:35
even plants and animals even you survive off that shit lol ( translated into soil dumb ass without soil nothing would grew they take our shit and make money off if plus with cows you can use them for many resources milk clothing meat mushrooms you name it damn you peoples brains are so slow you have be brainwashed

either bill hick ...
By: RNBJ22. on 19 Jul 08, 10:37:17
either bill hick left this world to go to the next demension and or was murdered this was tooooooooo real for some shit back in the 90's 0r 2006

it has been stated ...
By: kpsars. on 13 Jul 08, 21:42:53
it has been stated that in ancient ages the 'segale cornuta' mold attached the wheat fields in the middle east territories where the old testament was written... Can you guess how did those prophets speak to God!?!??! ***sorry for my english***

acid comes from ' ...
By: kpsars. on 13 Jul 08, 21:36:50
acid comes from 'segale cornuta' (I don't know how it is translated in english) that is a mold of wheat (in effect mold is a mushroom)

'realise everything ...
By: theemurf. on 07 Jul 08, 11:28:11
'realise everything you learned is in fact learned and not necessarily true' Brilliant insight there. This quote from the enc of this vid is how we should account for the countless but differing faiths all professing to be the truth. If i just offended you then WAKE UP!! The principal 'truths' of the credulous depend on where they are brought up, and have no literal value beyond that. R.I.P. Bill hicks

Atheism Is Not The ...
By: ElochaiGyspy. on 03 Jul 08, 21:34:49
Atheism Is Not The Rejection Of Religion, Its The Rejection Of God. Rejection Of Religion Is Agnostism. Get It Right

Mushrooms =/= Acid.
By: hhttyyddgggggggcsdfg. on 03 Jul 08, 19:01:25
Mushrooms =/= Acid.

JG129, I ...
By: GetMeThere1. on 02 Jul 08, 03:58:00
JG129, I certainly believe there are MANY things we don't understand--which, if we did, might have interesting things to say about consciousness and the universe. But I don't believe in any "force behind things." It may be (and probably is) true that human consciousness can NEVER have a "real" understanding of the universe--and the "substrate" on which it arose. We think in simple "cause and effect" structures that are probably only good for "ordinary" reality, anyway.

true enough, I've ...
By: JG129. on 02 Jul 08, 02:48:33
true enough, I've never thought of it that way, cool idea thou. So do you beleive there is a force behind the universe?

Bill Maher - Civil Liberties
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 371 seconds

New Rules Bill Maher March 15th, '07

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Ron Paul?
By: FightForChangeNow. on 06 Jan 09, 13:08:03
Ron Paul?

Dont compare me to ...
By: Veldenchrist. on 06 Jan 09, 05:19:33
Dont compare me to Joe the plumber, he was a joke. I also didn't support Mcain or Obama

I wasn't an obama ...
By: FightForChangeNow. on 23 Dec 08, 19:42:08
I wasn't an obama or mccain supporter but he isn't a socialist I would be surprised if you or joe the plumber understood what real socialism is. He is a social democrat, big diference.

silk panties for ...
By: neveralmostthere. on 10 Dec 08, 06:04:04
silk panties for parachutes? ew! PANTYSHOOTS!

Obama is crap, I am ...
By: Veldenchrist. on 05 Dec 08, 05:41:48
Obama is crap, I am not into Socialism.

Fuck you asshole!!
By: fistforfight. on 22 Nov 08, 17:48:21
Fuck you asshole!!

The whole voting ...
By: Lucky14970. on 22 Nov 08, 17:11:19
The whole voting system is fucked. Between Gerrymandering, redistricting, and the electoral college, it's difficult to think we actually have a good control on our government. IE: SEE 2000 Election where Bush won electoral and Gore won popular. Isn't that some shit. Fuck you idiot!

You Americans still ...
By: fistforfight. on 22 Nov 08, 17:06:08
You Americans still voted twice for the religous fundamentalists who came up with these laws.

Its also funny that ...
By: Lucky14970. on 21 Nov 08, 03:58:46
Its also funny that you think the American public has a grip on the actions of congress. Also, to think we had a fucking choice when it comes to the laws that are passed federally is fucking amusing to say the least. Actions were seemingly taken against this country and its natural to return the favor. We didn't pick the targets the BS CIA/FBI labeled them, you fucking douche bag!

Ugh. such fail.
By: MysteryAC. on 21 Nov 08, 02:02:20
Ugh. such fail.

It�s funny how you ...
By: fistforfight. on 07 Nov 08, 16:12:51
It�s funny how you Americans think that in order to protect democracy you have to cut down on it. The Patriot Act is a tru disgrace. Hopefully Obama will restore the liberties on which your nation is founded upon.

A government ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 02:01:13
A government protecting liberties is a contradiction. A government is a monopoly of force and allows no other to form sovereignty within it most of the time. People can help others protect their liberties much better.

I believe the rich ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 01:59:30
I believe the rich should help in education and in other areas for the poor and middle class but that doesnt mean I believe I or any other is allowed to forcibly take their income as long as they made it with voluntary trade and no corporate welfare.

Lets see, being ...
By: overmind25. on 28 Sep 08, 01:59:12
Lets see, being part of that country is an automatic right if you are born in the US and society is just a collection of individuals. All of those laborers and consumers traded their money for a product. How does any of this entitle you or a state to steal from them?

We're the people ...
By: WareSquirrel. on 27 Sep 08, 06:51:02
We're the people telling them, "You earned that money using *our* society, *our* country, *our* economy, and *our* labor. And if you want membership in the country club, then you pay your dues for the privilege of swimming in the clubhouse pool." "And if you want the class-triple-A gold card membership, then you pay the higher premium."

overmind25: " ...
By: kthrsz. on 23 Sep 08, 19:23:20
overmind25: "Libertarians like you are right on civil liberities, science, and taxes but you are wrong on government." uh those are all the duties of the government u retard. thats like saying u Lakers u know alot about dribbling, passing, and shooting hoops but u dont know how to play basketball.

Anarchism does not ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:35:50
Anarchism does not advocate an absence of rules or no punishments for criminals. It advocates no rulers and no masters. People can voluntarily fund a police force and if the force becomes corrupt they can cut off funding instead of begging and pleading with the government to do better. They can then fund another police force.

Hmmm... well why do ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:34:30
Hmmm... well why do you believe there will be no crime investigators against people who violate other's rights? There will be murderers who get away with their crimes with or without a government.

Well, I'm with you, ...
By: greenfury87. on 13 Sep 08, 01:20:59
Well, I'm with you, on the fact that our rights come from the fact that we are individuals, but I dont believe you can have rights when there is no government, because anyone could just kill you and there would be no police. If not for that fact I would believe in no government as well.

No.. the least ...
By: overmind25. on 13 Sep 08, 01:14:12
No.. the least government possible is no government. Republics are failed states and are watered down democracies. Our rights derive from us being individuals, not the government, the Constitution, or any other social contract.

How are we wrong on ...
By: greenfury87. on 13 Sep 08, 00:58:20
How are we wrong on government? It seems to me the only good form of government would be a libertarian government, because there would be as little government as possible.

Libertarians like ...
By: overmind25. on 12 Sep 08, 22:24:17
Libertarians like you are right on civil liberities, science, and taxes but you are wrong on government.

And who are you, ...
By: overmind25. on 12 Sep 08, 22:22:57
And who are you, Obama, the Congress, or any other part of the government to take away someone elses income if they earned it through non coercive trade?

liberals like obama ...
By: canyank2. on 23 Jul 08, 21:28:16
liberals like obama want to raise taxes for RICH people, you stupid clown, and LOWER taxes for regular people. Bill gates doesn't need 52 billion bucks. fucking CEOs don't need more money. That's why i'm voting liberal in november.

it seems that " ...
By: canyank2. on 23 Jul 08, 21:24:14
it seems that "conservative" republicans don't believe in small government. they believe in giant government that destroys civil liberty. They're not true conservatives; they're socialized captialists that steal money from people and give them to super-rich CEOs while the debt climbs to $9 trillion.

Bill Maher Live - Current Events (part 2)
Posted by: TurpisHaereticum

Video duration: 530 seconds

Comments on current events...

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