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OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface Halifax is a city for lovers. Halifax is not your friend.

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damn i cant help ...
By: chris2I40. on 08 Jan 09, 14:55:57
damn i cant help but laugh it's too hilarious

I want a dreadhawk ...
By: Fidellio13. on 08 Jan 09, 02:10:49
I want a dreadhawk now. Both kinds.

what have they been ...
By: piedpipper007. on 08 Jan 09, 01:14:47
what have they been teaching us at school?

halifax wins...
By: kevin2995. on 08 Jan 09, 00:32:03
halifax wins...

favourited.
By: redsoxrock3. on 07 Jan 09, 21:56:09
favourited.

DON'T YOU FUCKING ...
By: XxThexRiotxInsidexX. on 07 Jan 09, 04:28:49
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!! lol

It's a plane! it's ...
By: zombine64. on 07 Jan 09, 00:39:57
It's a plane! it's a UFO NOOOO! It's the Dreadhawk!

halifax is a sex ...
By: johnnythesailorman. on 06 Jan 09, 23:42:47
halifax is a sex knight!!!

lol golden eye dogs
By: CVguitarHero. on 06 Jan 09, 22:05:02
lol golden eye dogs

Dreadhawk rules
By: Jonasakos. on 06 Jan 09, 19:39:44
Dreadhawk rules

hahahahh that was ...
By: sierrak7. on 06 Jan 09, 02:34:52
hahahahh that was my favorite part. The whole thing was really banal, just banal

"Holy fuck, a ...
By: erinpwnerer. on 06 Jan 09, 02:07:36
"Holy fuck, a fucking puppy!"

rob zombie - dragula
By: oreobuddycalypso. on 06 Jan 09, 01:27:37
rob zombie - dragula

Rob Zombie - Dragula
By: oreobuddycalypso. on 06 Jan 09, 01:26:38
Rob Zombie - Dragula

Nemocherries, ...
By: DelMinor. on 06 Jan 09, 00:15:54
Nemocherries, There are several. It's in Massachusetts as well.

Haha... Nice views.
By: DelMinor. on 06 Jan 09, 00:14:11
Haha... Nice views.

DONT CHU FUCKIN ...
By: miiror13. on 06 Jan 09, 00:00:48
DONT CHU FUCKIN LOOK AT ME i want a dread hawk just to wach it swear at me :D

halifax is in ...
By: nemocherries. on 05 Jan 09, 02:04:38
halifax is in england 2 XD

ahhhhhhhhhh dread ...
By: retrac676. on 05 Jan 09, 01:14:43
ahhhhhhhhhh dread hawk run run run run run run run run run ok just f***in run

hey does anyone ...
By: MitchellMcMaugh. on 04 Jan 09, 22:02:38
hey does anyone know what the song used in the end is? thanks

i like the dragula ...
By: firedance44. on 04 Jan 09, 20:38:05
i like the dragula at the end

Moving from halifax ...
By: bluemonday88. on 04 Jan 09, 17:35:03
Moving from halifax to Toronto, my mild surprise emotion gets strange looks. Toronto's offical emotion is unresoning fear "OH NO! PUPPY!!!!!!"

dont you fucking ...
By: jimmyxmcgee1. on 04 Jan 09, 16:21:30
dont you fucking look at me lol

i have a dred-hawk, ...
By: JerryStClair666. on 04 Jan 09, 15:21:46
i have a dred-hawk, the hairstyle. but mine is red & green

The whole thing was ...
By: EPBagel. on 04 Jan 09, 04:25:25
The whole thing was really banal, just banal

The Midlife Crisis
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 207 seconds

OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface The most poignant film you will see this year.

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So fucking funny. XD
By: TheCasualKiller. on 08 Jan 09, 06:19:49
So fucking funny. XD

I heard it costs ...
By: Nymphetamine066. on 07 Jan 09, 10:50:26
I heard it costs like thousands of dollars to have a baby in the US. Is this true? It sounds likely cause of your expensive healthcare.

cant we just make a ...
By: fredrickpch. on 06 Jan 09, 18:05:36
cant we just make a new one?... it would be more fun. hahahah!

thank you for being ...
By: izzface. on 06 Jan 09, 01:55:15
thank you for being amazing

HAHAA makes me ...
By: crazybilby. on 03 Jan 09, 14:08:22
HAHAA makes me laugh every time :P

that poor fucking ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 18:25:28
that poor fucking baby xD

that would be more ...
By: kleansr. on 01 Jan 09, 01:14:24
that would be more fun

lol permanent badass
By: josiesezlol. on 30 Dec 08, 02:55:54
lol permanent badass

but with a belt! ...
By: nintendude1994. on 29 Dec 08, 18:16:36
but with a belt! lmao!!!!

HAHAHA
By: xHelljumpersx. on 29 Dec 08, 05:59:08
HAHAHA

ya, but with a belt ...
By: potatopeelersrgrate. on 27 Dec 08, 21:06:36
ya, but with a belt LMFAO!

hahaha thats so ...
By: pxreanimation. on 25 Dec 08, 02:11:34
hahaha thats so funny! I love picnicface!

Those two :)
By: Wayvrn. on 24 Dec 08, 00:15:51
Those two :)

Haha I love the ...
By: VegetableBasket. on 23 Dec 08, 08:04:32
Haha I love the ending.

Hahahah!!!
By: jjorrdann. on 23 Dec 08, 03:06:42
Hahahah!!!

Amen. I hate when ...
By: ninjafrank1337. on 23 Dec 08, 01:01:58
Amen. I hate when people think you have to look like a supermodel to be beautiful. Most supermodels are just buried in makeup anyway.

Wow.......
By: rebirthflames. on 22 Dec 08, 01:28:27
Wow.......

lol..who brushes ...
By: Thisisreality434. on 22 Dec 08, 00:43:06
lol..who brushes their teeth that long xD?

Just leave it.. He ...
By: Thisisreality434. on 22 Dec 08, 00:42:24
Just leave it.. He has his right to his own opinion, but it's true you shouldn't insult the woman about it, keep it to yourself. I also agree that she isn't that pretty however, average as said. But girls with short hair aren't so bad. It depends how it's done and who it is on. Like someone I know, she's really cute and short hair. When she had long hair it didn't look good as good.

I live in a city ...
By: Marrowni. on 18 Dec 08, 21:11:18
I live in a city that has quite a few beautiful women, not gonna lie Most men agree on that, even people from out of town agree And a woman that looks like that over where I live is not pointed out as "Wow, thats a beautiful woman" Shes considered "average" or no big deal P.S. Part of it is my preference though, I hate women with man hair cuts or hair way too short, I think its revolting

what the hell are ...
By: coolnessha. on 18 Dec 08, 08:41:37
what the hell are you looking at? I think she's pretty cute

how is that ...
By: ummwut. on 18 Dec 08, 04:00:57
how is that symmetry? lol i love the ending "ya that'd be more fun...."

very well done
By: spudnick077. on 18 Dec 08, 03:56:39
very well done

UGH FUCKING ADS
By: Sneauxboarder8. on 18 Dec 08, 03:23:37
UGH FUCKING ADS

I'm sure that you, ...
By: Nakaharu. on 17 Dec 08, 11:19:59
I'm sure that you, are the EXPERT on beauty. I'm sure in your quest of beauty, you failed to realize that this is imitating a middle-aged couple. I happen to think that woman is very attractive. It depends on your definition of beautiful. Piss off, you narrow-minded motherfucker.

Beard no Beard EXTENDED!
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 132 seconds

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haha this is creepy ...
By: dancefreak821. on 07 Jan 09, 04:55:00
haha this is creepy but fun ehhe why is this your staus !!!

no beard.
By: JackwidaJ. on 06 Jan 09, 22:18:16
no beard.

HAHA what the fuck ...
By: EternityGOTIT. on 06 Jan 09, 17:21:41
HAHA what the fuck did i just watch ? ;D

roflcopter
By: LogicSoup. on 03 Jan 09, 07:56:24
roflcopter

I dont like your ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 18:21:13
I dont like your beard =O

now i want to watch ...
By: ummwut. on 31 Dec 08, 01:59:31
now i want to watch just to see.... but i must not!

haha i was just ...
By: ihasnathanshat. on 29 Dec 08, 18:39:00
haha i was just about to like leave cuz the beard text was there forever and it totally got me!

in japan they pay ...
By: wintah77. on 29 Dec 08, 17:19:12
in japan they pay with yen LAWL

Ah, i see. Thanks. ...
By: JuggarJoshua. on 29 Dec 08, 14:51:02
Ah, i see. Thanks. :) That dude is funny. :p

yea if you look ...
By: Bigcuriboh. on 28 Dec 08, 19:07:35
yea if you look closely Andy Bush (his name) has the same teeth ;)so they are the same

Is that the same ...
By: JuggarJoshua. on 26 Dec 08, 15:43:51
Is that the same dude with the "no beard"? I cant tell..

The white house has ...
By: MightyExseven. on 26 Dec 08, 02:18:49
The white house has a beard xD

Now I see and ...
By: maninwhitedress. on 25 Dec 08, 21:39:33
Now I see and proclaim the beard. And it is now on my mind. so with full force I will use the power of the beard to change the universe. It has now come to me.

walking in the ...
By: darc911911. on 19 Dec 08, 00:16:39
walking in the woods you see alittle flower it has a beard so you pick it and you give it to your wife she says that wonderful i've always wanted a flower with a BEARD! (lmao xD)

man, some fuck ...
By: foolishrobguy. on 18 Dec 08, 16:31:58
man, some fuck named bob jenz tried to rip this off "ive got a mustache" its good dont watch it, it fucking sucks, this however is the bomb! keep up the bear blasting!!

Mustache!
By: CrazyCheezBoy666. on 15 Dec 08, 23:10:49
Mustache!

Definitely beard. ...
By: Aaecus. on 15 Dec 08, 21:33:09
Definitely beard. Way cooler.

Me three
By: RogerWellingtonShow. on 15 Dec 08, 02:17:10
Me three

i love flowers with ...
By: ashweeter. on 13 Dec 08, 15:34:22
i love flowers with beards too! lol

i love flowers with ...
By: neo2568. on 12 Dec 08, 14:11:08
i love flowers with beards!

He may think that. ...
By: penguin44ca. on 12 Dec 08, 10:45:39
He may think that. you may think that as you are entitled to your opinion of ME without even knowing me. But, this was my opinion of me seeing this.

Your buddy is ...
By: MoreDubPiece. on 11 Dec 08, 18:20:24
Your buddy is cooler than you.

You could always ...
By: polkijm. on 11 Dec 08, 07:20:02
You could always get a fake beard. And then you can act like you don't even know. And shoot a video of the ensuing hilarity, and post it on youtube.

You look better ...
By: ASRE04. on 11 Dec 08, 05:35:42
You look better with a beard. It's sexier.

beard, no beard, ...
By: xmarcusphenixx. on 10 Dec 08, 20:41:59
beard, no beard, beard beard beard moostach! haha best part. hillarious! (spelling error intended)

Anniversary
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 77 seconds

OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface Hey honey. I figured this was the best way to show you my anniversary present. Hopefully after this video you'll know how I feel about you. Happy Anniversary honey!!!
-Andrew

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LOLMFAO>! ownz.
By: piratemoose. on 08 Jan 09, 00:52:46
LOLMFAO>! ownz.

it's a joke people. ...
By: gavman888. on 07 Jan 09, 00:11:44
it's a joke people. he's in a comedy troupe! he didn' actually make this forhis girlfreind! it's just a comedy sketch!

Well said!
By: needfullt6. on 05 Jan 09, 00:28:44
Well said!

Hah! But isn't that ...
By: WhatIAm99. on 04 Jan 09, 20:37:48
Hah! But isn't that dude going out with Evany?

subliminal ...
By: danciswithwolves. on 04 Jan 09, 05:06:28
subliminal advertising

WTH??? i kinda dont ...
By: sasmith17. on 03 Jan 09, 19:23:59
WTH??? i kinda dont get it. did someone screw with his video or something or did he put that in the video for his GF to get a clue?

dont care, clowns ...
By: kenny889. on 02 Jan 09, 20:02:14
dont care, clowns are funny.

a few years ago a ...
By: GROVER1820. on 29 Dec 08, 20:13:45
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll? call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw

I'm sure this guy's ...
By: SemanticCentrifuge. on 29 Dec 08, 02:24:06
I'm sure this guy's girlfriend would be more than happy to give him some head but he probably finishes before she even starts.

Then it became ...
By: MastaRikta. on 28 Dec 08, 02:46:55
Then it became cuter.

For some reason, I ...
By: MastaRikta. on 28 Dec 08, 02:46:32
For some reason, I REALLY want a blowjob right now... Huh, weird.

...
By: lotrtttluvsme2. on 20 Dec 08, 04:26:14
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Love the subtlety, ...
By: riguryu. on 19 Dec 08, 06:16:18
Love the subtlety, guys. =3

I saw this on TV ...
By: TwistedMetalLegion. on 17 Dec 08, 20:36:35
I saw this on TV the other night! For those in the UK you might know of a program called RudeTube. It was featured on that

HAHAHA, YWA
By: LostUntilTomorrow. on 17 Dec 08, 03:53:45
HAHAHA, YWA

jesus christ
By: reeper250. on 17 Dec 08, 01:03:03
jesus christ

aw. this was cute ...
By: frenchippy. on 16 Dec 08, 01:59:39
aw. this was cute up to the blowjobs part.

roflol
By: runswithscissors123. on 15 Dec 08, 23:24:45
roflol

i suddenly feel ...
By: aristocrat911. on 15 Dec 08, 01:15:11
i suddenly feel like giving a blow job. why is that?

oral rape is most ...
By: DocMce. on 13 Dec 08, 18:05:54
oral rape is most unwise

Wow, for real?! Its ...
By: Rockyo987. on 13 Dec 08, 00:56:06
Wow, for real?! Its Andy! What were you expecting?! hahahaha

Mmm Mmm GoooD
By: boysinblack. on 10 Dec 08, 06:08:59
Mmm Mmm GoooD

penis=candy
By: Glatadur. on 07 Dec 08, 20:46:48
penis=candy

that was really ...
By: SuperxDenx1. on 06 Dec 08, 21:36:54
that was really sweet. i keep feelin like i want to suk on lon things now tho. 0l-

what song was that ...
By: jbcampbe. on 04 Dec 08, 17:03:20
what song was that at the end?

Good Touch, Bad Touch
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 129 seconds

OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface Something everyone should know
Credit Music by Rich Aucoin! Buy his CD!

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It's amazing how ...
By: zonrikzdude. on 08 Jan 09, 01:12:00
It's amazing how the guy in the right don't laugh, if i was him i'd be laughing like a maniac on every single take XD.

the guy on the ...
By: NickyKinklewick. on 07 Jan 09, 12:40:49
the guy on the right his facial expression haha] fucking priceless

lol funniest shit ...
By: Nymphetamine066. on 07 Jan 09, 10:36:49
lol funniest shit ive seen in a while

LMAO! yeah, 'tis ...
By: hobofromthewindow. on 04 Jan 09, 22:28:35
LMAO! yeah, 'tis true! XD

seriously, these ...
By: supersmashman666. on 04 Jan 09, 04:35:34
seriously, these guys are the funniest on youtube

yay for gay rape!
By: SaintAlia10191. on 03 Jan 09, 23:34:32
yay for gay rape!

hahaha a good tuch ...
By: nitemaric. on 03 Jan 09, 03:57:34
hahaha a good tuch is like a handjob a bad tuch is like no but i have to show them

a good touch, is ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 21:13:12
a good touch, is like a HANDJOB *eyes shoot up* LMAOOOOOO

What this guy said.
By: RabidBlunt. on 02 Jan 09, 20:53:58
What this guy said.

"I just want to ...
By: DeceivingSecrets. on 01 Jan 09, 23:45:02
"I just want to show you the bad touch!!!"

LMAO Oh, man. ...
By: HappyTwinkieDog. on 31 Dec 08, 23:29:55
LMAO Oh, man. Thats awesome! I love the guy in the blue shirt xD

LMFAO MARK. xDDD he ...
By: ieroaddiction. on 30 Dec 08, 20:16:27
LMFAO MARK. xDDD he was like O.O

I agree. XD
By: OMGdancingpandas. on 27 Dec 08, 22:40:05
I agree. XD

Fucking use grammar ...
By: woov23. on 27 Dec 08, 11:49:52
Fucking use grammar you fucking idiot.

Man, I am SO ...
By: Ykzier. on 27 Dec 08, 05:18:30
Man, I am SO covering this song one day XD

u call it a hug but ...
By: hurleyboi808. on 26 Dec 08, 21:37:13
u call it a hug but ur actually jus lyk touchin their nipple and they dont noe were da hand iz goin

A good touch, is ...
By: JuggarJoshua. on 26 Dec 08, 05:06:48
A good touch, is like a handjob! xD!!

Ahahah xD
By: MightyExseven. on 26 Dec 08, 01:58:42
Ahahah xD

lmao! wow that was ...
By: StitchedHeartTwitch. on 24 Dec 08, 16:56:55
lmao! wow that was amazingly funny!

that is kinda ...
By: nethoras. on 24 Dec 08, 07:50:39
that is kinda homoerotic xD, and why must you regale us with you junior high sagas?

lmao, very funny!!! ...
By: nintendude1994. on 24 Dec 08, 04:30:53
lmao, very funny!!!!!

Andy and Mark are ...
By: goldeninja. on 20 Dec 08, 23:07:25
Andy and Mark are such a good duo at acting

HAHAHA!
By: Pepitoc270. on 20 Dec 08, 07:04:12
HAHAHA!

LOL that was ...
By: jnova123. on 20 Dec 08, 01:34:06
LOL that was amazing, great acting.

Thats gay
By: SnakeEyesNick. on 20 Dec 08, 00:31:37
Thats gay

Real Zone!
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 139 seconds

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I love watching ...
By: AbominableCeed. on 07 Jan 09, 15:36:15
I love watching this video! Makes me laugh and laugh.. And laugh.. :D

asians
By: Savaril. on 07 Jan 09, 07:01:49
asians

...
By: aflyingspoon. on 07 Jan 09, 04:32:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thrue, true. Though only when cooked well.

but they are ...
By: mufskeet318. on 07 Jan 09, 01:58:15
but they are delicious

Sooo REEEEAAAALLLL. ...
By: samuraitj. on 06 Jan 09, 13:56:20
Sooo REEEEAAAALLLL....

Cat-hummping ...
By: TomBridle. on 05 Jan 09, 23:44:23
Cat-hummping AAAAHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH

I find it funny ...
By: aflyingspoon. on 05 Jan 09, 09:54:48
I find it funny that people winge about minority groups in this, ASIANS ARENT A MINORITY!!!

it's a comedy video ...
By: wtfpyro. on 04 Jan 09, 13:18:14
it's a comedy video on youtube, dont bitch! if you dont like it then dont watch it.

no no no no NO it's ...
By: manbir1993. on 04 Jan 09, 07:14:24
no no no no NO it's Hongcouver

no its A-poi-yoi-yoi
By: Shaxm. on 02 Jan 09, 11:28:48
no its A-poi-yoi-yoi

Change the name... ...
By: crimsonx190. on 02 Jan 09, 06:09:59
Change the name... to asianopolis--I can't. I can't. I'm not racist.

REALITY! Hahaha.
By: peachylungs. on 01 Jan 09, 05:06:37
REALITY! Hahaha.

why do people just ...
By: tedcaball. on 31 Dec 08, 19:31:00
why do people just start political debates about a FUNNY video??? watch the video and laugh...dont start ranting about how "IM A MINORITY TAKE THIS VIDEO OFF" plenty of jokes make fun of scots...I just make jokes back!

LOL
By: josiesezlol. on 31 Dec 08, 03:47:24
LOL

sorri i dont like " ...
By: azntranman8. on 31 Dec 08, 00:40:41
sorri i dont like "ASIANS" hahahaha

lol
By: bbacon33. on 30 Dec 08, 23:37:42
lol

lololol
By: koolguy728. on 30 Dec 08, 21:13:09
lololol

REALITY!!!!!!
By: liferescripted. on 30 Dec 08, 15:35:51
REALITY!!!!!!

I SO love it. I ...
By: yaj377. on 30 Dec 08, 04:39:18
I SO love it. I don't really care if it's about asians. I'm asian, too. It's a comedy, so what really matters?

" ...
By: X0XfadeOUTX0X. on 30 Dec 08, 04:07:19
"WWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT is this" rofl.

a few years ago a ...
By: GROVER1820. on 29 Dec 08, 20:09:58
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll? call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw

ok, I accept the ...
By: justabike. on 29 Dec 08, 18:47:51
ok, I accept the fact that a lot of people died in pearl harbor, but it doesn't even compare to the number of people that died in camps or anywhere else during WWII the only reason it is so well known is because it was a humiliation to america's army

So you're saying if ...
By: Tidusauron12. on 29 Dec 08, 17:45:05
So you're saying if you aren't American, Pearl Harbor should mean nothing at all? A lot people died, you know. This is comedy, accept it.

"REALITY!!!"
By: Chrisytinaa. on 29 Dec 08, 17:08:14
"REALITY!!!"

song?
By: simeon24. on 29 Dec 08, 01:18:50
song?

$Mother\$

Mother's Day
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 234 seconds

OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface Andy retells the story of how his parents met.

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i doubt thats how ...
By: mufskeet318. on 07 Jan 09, 02:16:28
i doubt thats how they met

LOL
By: revolutionarywarfare. on 06 Jan 09, 16:22:52
LOL

Amazing lol, best ...
By: Scourge911. on 05 Jan 09, 17:06:11
Amazing lol, best part was "Whats another seven years bad luck" "That doesn't make any se..."

What song is that?
By: needfullt6. on 05 Jan 09, 00:35:43
What song is that?

worst. spam. ever.
By: marmitax. on 03 Jan 09, 21:08:29
worst. spam. ever.

lol
By: xXyukikochan. on 03 Jan 09, 17:56:53
lol

LOL!
By: arcaneaddict. on 03 Jan 09, 16:00:19
LOL!

come to ... coffee ...
By: xerinnnx. on 02 Jan 09, 07:57:38
come to ... coffee with me. hahah. i jumped when he shot his head :)

a few years ago a ...
By: GROVER1820. on 29 Dec 08, 20:14:12
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll? call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw

What's another 7 ...
By: spartan11375. on 29 Dec 08, 03:13:15
What's another 7 years bad luck? I mean that doesn't really make sen...*BAM* Amazingly shitty punch lines! LMAO

Awwe, thats not a ...
By: MissBatstone. on 28 Dec 08, 20:36:12
Awwe, thats not a very nice thing to say.

she is sooo hot ^.^
By: Bigcuriboh. on 28 Dec 08, 18:50:05
she is sooo hot ^.^

I guess I had them ...
By: MichaelCarlucci. on 28 Dec 08, 07:23:45
I guess I had them confused with Americans.

canadians are ...
By: bigrjbbigrjb. on 28 Dec 08, 05:40:10
canadians are awesome

Canadians are a ...
By: MichaelCarlucci. on 26 Dec 08, 22:16:22
Canadians are a bunch of gun happy, oil guzzling, violence freaks.

next time...dont ...
By: falcostrife. on 24 Dec 08, 17:59:31
next time...dont forget to carry the threeee!!!!!!! hahaha that was so funny

To end the argument ...
By: Stoicphilosipher. on 20 Dec 08, 05:20:28
To end the argument they're Canadian. Check out their profile if you don't believe me.

it would not be ...
By: canadianguitarguy23. on 19 Dec 08, 21:44:10
it would not be hollywood like because they are canadian it even has a flag at the biggining

your myspace link ...
By: whatsupbeeotch. on 18 Dec 08, 17:07:42
your myspace link is misspelled...js

Canadian.
By: EstanBulLoFre. on 17 Dec 08, 21:07:11
Canadian.

possibly my ...
By: Mikayyy. on 16 Dec 08, 23:54:33
possibly my favorite by picnicface right here

to make it mroe ...
By: bougabouga. on 15 Dec 08, 20:55:46
to make it mroe hollywood ish there should a american flag at the end .

when she says k!!! ...
By: sk84alife. on 15 Dec 08, 12:59:55
when she says k!!! so funny!

Where's the bag ...
By: rockyhard1. on 15 Dec 08, 03:17:27
Where's the bag mother fucker?

I love that Roland ...
By: Rockyo987. on 13 Dec 08, 00:49:20
I love that Roland is basically the Punisher! and that Leo's LITERALLY explodes!! Hahaha awesome!

Orphans
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 186 seconds

Everyone was an orphan at one time or another.

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w00t Canadian!!!
By: needfullt6. on 05 Jan 09, 00:47:19
w00t Canadian!!!

hahaha... "When I ...
By: pxreanimation. on 04 Jan 09, 20:51:44
hahaha... "When I was a kid, all of my friends drove cars. I drove pile."

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 18:49:49
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Sounds like ...
By: ilovemuskoka. on 31 Dec 08, 02:59:56
Sounds like Mozart's Requiem

"Oh, orphans, my ...
By: aedgar777. on 29 Dec 08, 07:21:38
"Oh, orphans, my eyes stay moist, but the back of my hand says STRIKETH ORPHAN."

It's simply a... ...
By: MastaRikta. on 27 Dec 08, 20:05:22
It's simply a... Modest Proposal, is all. You shouldn't be so SWIFT to accuse. Johnathan. Dig?

ummm.....seek help ...
By: Ezrado. on 27 Dec 08, 13:29:32
ummm.....seek help lol

i thought i was the ...
By: Hironidin. on 26 Dec 08, 06:41:25
i thought i was the only one who could hear the back of my hand... im not alone!

"I beat the piss ...
By: EVTR4lfe. on 24 Dec 08, 06:22:20
"I beat the piss out of those orphans." :DD

hahahaha that was ...
By: Aznmobzz. on 23 Dec 08, 11:24:24
hahahaha that was the funnest part

Hahaha "I drive ...
By: VegetableBasket. on 23 Dec 08, 07:41:51
Hahaha "I drive pile"

My eyes say moist ...
By: beezer70. on 18 Dec 08, 02:32:11
My eyes say moist but the back of my hand says strike an orphan.... (grit teeth)

OMFG! a commercial ...
By: wii7036. on 17 Dec 08, 14:17:44
OMFG! a commercial that said "Pregnant and confused" came up during this! XD!!!!!!

anyone know the ...
By: Kreld. on 17 Dec 08, 13:41:17
anyone know the name of the tune when hes hitting them?

LOL 1:33
By: dogmandude3690. on 16 Dec 08, 22:11:09
LOL 1:33

"i really gotta ...
By: thisisforlosers. on 16 Dec 08, 04:46:29
"i really gotta fire those actors in my mind" haha

hahahaha Mugging ...
By: Rockyo987. on 13 Dec 08, 00:37:16
hahahaha Mugging for the mind-camera!! I also loves that he beats the piss outta them with backhands!! XD

Aaaaah SNAP!! LoL
By: Rockyo987. on 13 Dec 08, 00:34:49
Aaaaah SNAP!! LoL

Well, I can see a ...
By: MastaRikta. on 12 Dec 08, 02:57:44
Well, I can see a dried, crispy orphan making for some great tinder. Put 'em out in the sun for a while, let the juices drain... Just keep the raccoons off, and you're looking at a toasty bonfire.

Epic Win!
By: Mushroomking1967. on 12 Dec 08, 02:28:30
Epic Win!

I love the British ...
By: TheDarkGooner. on 11 Dec 08, 20:33:43
I love the British accents! Escpecially the way the guy said 'Ducks', I ROFL everytime at that part!

Scientific Pownage! ...
By: KDJADEDGLORY. on 11 Dec 08, 16:53:07
Scientific Pownage!!!!!

Aaaaand you owned ...
By: kriw0lf. on 09 Dec 08, 00:05:02
Aaaaand you owned him on a large scale with simple science. XD

"I beat the piss ...
By: hyphenated. on 06 Dec 08, 22:45:03
"I beat the piss out of those orphans. Must have beat a baker's dozen that day."

ACTUALLY average ...
By: Ezrado. on 05 Dec 08, 19:11:59
ACTUALLY average combustion of a human body is an endothermic process, so it takes more energy to burn than you get out of it, and so they make terrible firewood.......bitch

He Totally Jewed Me
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question 2 and 3, ...
By: originalsupergrover. on 08 Jan 09, 12:34:18
question 2 and 3, refer to question 1

Has it ever ...
By: yamafox22. on 08 Jan 09, 08:46:32
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you all are a pedophiles, but you just haven't met the right child yet?

Ah... depraved ...
By: Silverspawnmaster. on 06 Jan 09, 06:29:02
Ah... depraved hilarity. Awesome.

fkin funny but ...
By: retrac676. on 06 Jan 09, 02:27:40
fkin funny but really messed up

All of my best ...
By: Catalyst2. on 05 Jan 09, 22:09:57
All of my best friends are cunts!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

okayyyyyy...
By: tomthetaffer. on 05 Jan 09, 19:46:45
okayyyyyy...

Question the first, ...
By: soup14215. on 05 Jan 09, 08:27:36
Question the first, Will i diddle you?. Question 2 & 3, reffer to question 1. My fav.

Beware of the ...
By: MightySunTzu. on 04 Jan 09, 20:14:41
Beware of the DIDDLER!! kinda perverted kinda funny kinda wrong at the same time

so just get off ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 04 Jan 09, 04:23:18
so just get off your high horse and come to solid ground... where theres some kids for the diddling i know i shouldnt laugh but thats facking hillarious lol

lolzor. "Question ...
By: ternalator. on 02 Jan 09, 06:11:46
lolzor. "Question the first, Will i diddle you?. Question 2 & 3, reffer to question 1. fucking hilarious

....I...think not.. ...
By: homeflakes. on 31 Dec 08, 00:16:19
....I...think not...but he has apparently THOUGHT about being a....a pedophile

So is Steve a ...
By: tomisntblue. on 30 Dec 08, 05:34:36
So is Steve a Pedophile?

a few years ago a ...
By: GROVER1820. on 29 Dec 08, 20:10:10
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll? call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw

I love this group!
By: Shinobi20000. on 28 Dec 08, 05:25:05
I love this group!

"Some of my best ...
By: InuHimitsu. on 28 Dec 08, 02:45:09
"Some of my best friends are pedifiles!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he calls himself ...
By: 6663000. on 27 Dec 08, 20:34:59
he calls himself the diddler lol

They're diddling ...
By: Hironidin. on 26 Dec 08, 03:46:39
They're diddling the hell outa you tube that's for sure... funny bastards.

Question the first ...
By: referee1010. on 25 Dec 08, 17:47:31
Question the first will i diddle you Question 2 and 3 refer to question 1 LMAO!

does anyone know ...
By: LogInAnders. on 24 Dec 08, 11:35:16
does anyone know the name of the japanese song playing? please tell me if you do

..."diddle some ...
By: EVTR4lfe. on 24 Dec 08, 05:35:25
..."diddle some kids." WTF, why is this sooo funny!!!!!

"Tell you jokes, ...
By: MoodyMata1109. on 23 Dec 08, 17:50:46
"Tell you jokes, were just gonna diddle some kids." LMFAO

these people made ...
By: funkymushroombuddy. on 23 Dec 08, 17:04:53
these people made Powerthirst and NFL Crunchtime you repsect them!!!

he ment recess at a ...
By: parker361. on 23 Dec 08, 13:13:31
he ment recess at a court meeting jezz.

ahaha its totally ...
By: maxtubeaccount. on 22 Dec 08, 05:56:33
ahaha its totally not offensive to the paedophiles.... way more to the kids

nice indirect, ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 22 Dec 08, 01:38:38
nice indirect, passive-aggressive way of expressing yourself. So, yeah: I must not be as advanced as you are, y'no-clue kid *lol*

Powerthirst
Posted by: picnicface

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T-SHIRTS! http://www.localcele brity.com/powerthirs t
Harness the power of 400 babies!

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THAT'S A LOT OF ...
By: matto95. on 08 Jan 09, 14:43:39
THAT'S A LOT OF POWER !

I'LL TAKE THREE ...
By: KrypticGuy666. on 08 Jan 09, 09:30:35
I'LL TAKE THREE MILLION!!!!

lmao i love it im ...
By: Elm0Rocks. on 08 Jan 09, 08:00:44
lmao i love it im drinking a power thirst now so HA xP

hahahah
By: zoehara101. on 08 Jan 09, 03:50:14
hahahah

400 BABIES. people ...
By: Rocckker13. on 08 Jan 09, 03:49:14
400 BABIES. people will think you baby is a KENYAN he will race KENYANS and tie with kenyans and be deported to KENYA rofl

Menergeeeeeee!!! ...
By: cokomantis. on 08 Jan 09, 03:49:06
Menergeeeeeee!!! lol XD

You know why this ...
By: pmgodfrey. on 08 Jan 09, 02:13:12
You know why this video has 12 million views? It's because my kid keeps watching it.....over and over.

retard? wtf it was ...
By: KrAzYK811996. on 08 Jan 09, 02:00:51
retard? wtf it was really good... you try making something that you would fail badly GREAT VID

lol....retard
By: noway88888888. on 08 Jan 09, 01:49:26
lol....retard

haha 400 babies ...
By: 13guitarman13. on 08 Jan 09, 01:37:27
haha 400 babies ROFL ROFL

o my god.! we ...
By: peanutcutie123. on 08 Jan 09, 01:36:18
o my god.! we watched this is my one class(: haha. its hilarious!

they'll be deported ...
By: piedpipper007. on 08 Jan 09, 01:01:20
they'll be deported back to KENYA! ahhahah funny vid. you like strawberry? how about RAWBERRY!

Kenyans Keyans ...
By: RedneckSkier. on 08 Jan 09, 00:59:47
Kenyans Keyans Kenyans Kenyans Kenya!!! LOL

Then youre not ...
By: 0b1ivi0n1890. on 08 Jan 09, 00:14:54
Then youre not ENERGENIC ENOUGH!

haha XD you're ...
By: LazyFreakByNature. on 07 Jan 09, 23:37:15
haha XD you're gonna be uncomfortably energenic!

KENYANS
By: mepet72. on 07 Jan 09, 23:35:06
KENYANS

rawberrry
By: DeadilyCrewPaddyj. on 07 Jan 09, 23:14:34
rawberrry

tooooo badddd
By: Jadorechanter13. on 07 Jan 09, 23:12:16
tooooo badddd

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: johndoesntcare. on 07 Jan 09, 22:56:28
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To? be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE p.s. im just trying 2 save my ass

what if i only want ...
By: revelation2210. on 07 Jan 09, 22:27:11
what if i only want 300 babies?

snaaaake eeeeyeees
By: SublimeLBC12. on 07 Jan 09, 22:04:59
snaaaake eeeeyeees

YOULL MAKE 400 ...
By: DisruptedVideos. on 07 Jan 09, 21:16:05
YOULL MAKE 400 BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

400 Babies?
By: KylejaPY. on 07 Jan 09, 20:56:11
400 Babies?

this is not funny ...
By: CupBoyProductions. on 07 Jan 09, 19:44:55
this is not funny to me. neither is brawndo to me

i know this shit is ...
By: vareberg98. on 07 Jan 09, 18:49:29
i know this shit is hilarious it never gets old. I love youtube. I could spend all day on here. thank god it's free

Liberty 45
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My name is David :)
By: sk1llz1. on 07 Jan 09, 06:05:06
My name is David :)

never mind its ...
By: MitchellMcMaugh. on 07 Jan 09, 04:03:47
never mind its ikari warriors by minibosses

what song is used ...
By: MitchellMcMaugh. on 04 Jan 09, 22:11:05
what song is used at the end? thanks

Very funny. ^_^ " ...
By: JuggarJoshua. on 03 Jan 09, 16:34:12
Very funny. ^_^ "Dont hide them in the trunk!"

The realization on ...
By: Aaecus. on 03 Jan 09, 07:05:40
The realization on his face when he remembers Uncle Dave is hilarious.

Brilliant! haha
By: hilanne0088. on 02 Jan 09, 03:22:36
Brilliant! haha

"duck jump punch ...
By: MacMan5555. on 29 Dec 08, 20:45:09
"duck jump punch kick duck agin why am a i doing this? to avoid getting raped by who by me" lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO at Uncle ...
By: FlyMe2Freedom. on 21 Dec 08, 23:14:20
ROFLMAO at Uncle Dave. "Yoo-hoo!" Hahahahahaha...

fucking awesome
By: spudnick077. on 18 Dec 08, 04:02:47
fucking awesome

RAWRRRRRRRRR
By: ostertoaster1181. on 18 Dec 08, 01:36:22
RAWRRRRRRRRR

yoo uh
By: LostUntilTomorrow. on 17 Dec 08, 01:14:31
yoo uh

hahahahahahhahah
By: jackeyramone. on 16 Dec 08, 17:57:21
hahahahahahhahah

I love how so ...
By: Theonewhoclimbs28. on 14 Dec 08, 07:35:42
I love how so little of what they do or say makes any sense. It's awesome that way!

Is that Ikari ...
By: TacoMag. on 13 Dec 08, 19:39:17
Is that Ikari Warriors by The Minibosses at the end? Craziness...

LOL amazing much? ...
By: ashweeter. on 13 Dec 08, 16:08:43
LOL amazing much? YES! lol. "why am i doing this??" i laugh everytime.

omg...i love the ...
By: hchase22679. on 11 Dec 08, 23:57:28
omg...i love the rape part... I LOVE THSI VID!!!!! KEEP ON DOIN WHAT UR DOIN GUYS AND GIRLS AT PICNICFACE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!

It's just parody. ...
By: RoronoaZor0. on 11 Dec 08, 02:22:31
It's just parody. If you don't get it, you don't get it

but wats the point ...
By: MasterMario22. on 10 Dec 08, 19:51:28
but wats the point of is former selves n stuff it jsut makes no ence

It's supposed to be ...
By: RoronoaZor0. on 10 Dec 08, 05:06:50
It's supposed to be like those life insurance commercials, when the person in the commercial's future self comes and tells them what a great job they did investing in whatever life insurance company it is

I LOVED THAT
By: mk555712. on 09 Dec 08, 02:07:47
I LOVED THAT

"Click on me and ...
By: BlackWallstreet4eva. on 06 Dec 08, 16:41:14
"Click on me and read my channel description to find out how to get a new apple iphone for free! This is true and easy"

to avoid being ...
By: GirlAtTheRockShow00. on 06 Dec 08, 00:28:15
to avoid being raped by who me grrr lols i laugh everytime

i just dont ...
By: MasterMario22. on 03 Dec 08, 20:32:14
i just dont understand the point of this vid lol still funy but confusing

lol so funny XD and ...
By: MasterMario22. on 02 Dec 08, 20:03:15
lol so funny XD and im amazed thsat they used the theme to ikari warriors O.O

hahaha random much?
By: Princesslildee. on 30 Nov 08, 04:01:00
hahaha random much?

Fanmail from the future
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true
By: MitchellMcMaugh. on 07 Jan 09, 03:31:10
true

It fills me with ...
By: youFTW. on 04 Jan 09, 04:58:05
It fills me with pride knowing that i live beside them. Lul. No, seriously, i live beside them in halifax.

Rofl. Fan Mail ...
By: dvstativa. on 03 Jan 09, 17:29:45
Rofl. Fan Mail Gypsy.

lol flaming swan XD
By: arcaneaddict. on 03 Jan 09, 15:55:43
lol flaming swan XD

I agree
By: SkullMuffinz. on 03 Jan 09, 07:30:57
I agree

A shawl made of ...
By: zadamahri. on 03 Jan 09, 07:04:29
A shawl made of comedy draped over a hilarious Tiger Lmao

I think the entire ...
By: Jaylawtheman. on 03 Jan 09, 01:12:35
I think the entire group is probably one of the cleverest comedy troupes around, not even exaggerating.

mark and andy are ...
By: LiLWayneKissesMen. on 02 Jan 09, 23:40:14
mark and andy are the two best in picnicface. mark is probabaly the best though.

no beard
By: ConcorX. on 31 Dec 08, 21:17:24
no beard

I dunno guys, I ...
By: lolharblz. on 31 Dec 08, 07:41:12
I dunno guys, I can't pick who's prettier... One of each will do just fine! A-Wham A-Bam A-thank you ma'am

a few years ago a ...
By: GROVER1820. on 29 Dec 08, 20:13:37
a few years ago a couple went out to dinner. later that night the babysitter called and asked if she could put a sheet over the clown statue in the kids bedroom. the father said "get the kids out of the house and I'll? call the police. we don't own a clown statue." it turned out that the clown was a murderer escaped from jail. if you don't repost this message on 10 videos the clown will be in your bedroom tonight at 3am with a chainsaw

andy BUSH ?? ...
By: faraoseth. on 28 Dec 08, 20:54:26
andy BUSH ?? just kiddin'

yeah the black ...
By: SnowSkatetoSurvive. on 27 Dec 08, 23:23:32
yeah the black hairs one does. maybe if the other guy had a beard. haha.

a gypsy
By: 6663000. on 27 Dec 08, 20:37:59
a gypsy

anyone else think ...
By: lilpaw05. on 27 Dec 08, 04:23:23
anyone else think they kinda look like the guys from 3oh!3? o nd hillarious

"Is this INTERNET ...
By: gokujr93. on 26 Dec 08, 16:57:19
"Is this INTERNET from the future?!" LOL

Oh it just happens ...
By: spartan11375. on 26 Dec 08, 05:13:00
Oh it just happens to end with my murder?!?!?

Fanmail gypsy? wtf? ...
By: JuggarJoshua. on 26 Dec 08, 05:12:41
Fanmail gypsy? wtf?? xD

"Is this internet ...
By: EVTR4lfe. on 24 Dec 08, 05:17:53
"Is this internet from the future?!?" Lmao...that is freaking GOLD!

MARK LITTLE YOUR MY ...
By: jjorrdann. on 23 Dec 08, 03:16:53
MARK LITTLE YOUR MY FAVORITE

yeah i wasnt really ...
By: gbtimmon. on 23 Dec 08, 01:18:38
yeah i wasnt really being serious

ROFL. "P.S. Mark is ...
By: FlyMe2Freedom. on 21 Dec 08, 23:11:18
ROFL. "P.S. Mark is way prettier." .. *wink* Hahahaha! I love this one!

They're just having ...
By: AraAtkinson. on 21 Dec 08, 18:02:57
They're just having fun. It's not really hurting anyone. P.S. All women are not the same. That's like saying that all men like...I dunno...broccoli. Silly, silly, silly. :-)

gorrilla monsoon??
By: jackeyramone. on 18 Dec 08, 20:33:08
gorrilla monsoon??

FANMAIL GYPSY!
By: ummwut. on 18 Dec 08, 04:08:18
FANMAIL GYPSY!

Women In Comedy
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 88 seconds

OFFICIAL MERCH: http://www.districtl ines.com/Picnicface Please subscribe! Evany Rosen speaks out on women, comedy and the issues.

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" Yeh I will, check ...
By: alfoncio. on 08 Jan 09, 06:44:52
" Yeh I will, check it out "

you fucked her in ...
By: izzface. on 07 Jan 09, 01:38:24
you fucked her in an abortion clinic? haha

...
By: Imlocomaan. on 05 Jan 09, 14:09:45
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

LOL
By: xXyukikochan. on 04 Jan 09, 12:51:20
LOL

shoooooe ...
By: supersmashman666. on 04 Jan 09, 05:19:13
shoooooe titiiiiiiiies guess who YOUR PERIOD

what are you doing? ...
By: evilxangel0x. on 04 Jan 09, 02:55:46
what are you doing? Just looking for some change lmao

"Its a bang mic" " ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 18:43:58
"Its a bang mic" "Its a boom mic" "ITS A BANG MIC" "boom... mic..." that guy is sooo cute ^^

Am I period too?
By: narozzz. on 29 Dec 08, 07:10:13
Am I period too?

hahaha, just to ...
By: Mattyew. on 29 Dec 08, 06:19:46
hahaha, just to clarify I meant all at the same time. or she'll be replaced by a sexier, hornier chic who cooks better

Guess who? YOUR ...
By: RainbooTrowUp. on 29 Dec 08, 04:26:06
Guess who? YOUR PERIOD! I laughed sooo hard.

THAT'S the joke. ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 29 Dec 08, 04:07:03
THAT'S the joke. Along with people getting offended at anyone daring to joke about feminism.

"Hey, how many ...
By: 3973555. on 29 Dec 08, 03:59:47
"Hey, how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? [female voice interrupts before answer is given]: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" That was uncomfortably retarded.

hahaha complete ...
By: wideout1091. on 29 Dec 08, 03:59:18
hahaha complete dickhead, but funny even funnier that 8 people were offended by this comment, probably more.

hahahahaha Thanks ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 28 Dec 08, 22:10:38
hahahahaha Thanks for verifying my point. Good one. hahahahahaha

My favorite part ...
By: spamodell. on 28 Dec 08, 20:44:19
My favorite part about this comment is that you say that picnicface isn't funny. Then you tried to be funny and failed miserably

"you fucked her at ...
By: Shinobi20000. on 28 Dec 08, 05:20:41
"you fucked her at an abortion clinic?" ^^^^^^^ LMAO XD

She is so hot
By: nexisras. on 25 Dec 08, 19:02:20
She is so hot

Ah, personal attack ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 24 Dec 08, 22:07:03
Ah, personal attack for daring to not kowtow to the feminicunt-dictated pc world. You have wounded me so deeply, considering the little 18 y.o. source. Now you can go back to your whining about the unfair world that treats you and the sisters so much worse than anyone else.

well, your an idiot
By: quantumphysicsislove. on 24 Dec 08, 19:18:38
well, your an idiot

Guess who??? YOU'RE ...
By: spooner93. on 24 Dec 08, 04:38:07
Guess who??? YOU'RE PERIOD!

Totally unfunny. ...
By: DrHMFIC. on 21 Dec 08, 11:37:05
Totally unfunny. Maybe this was supposed to symbolize how women comedians are oppressed by males not letting them break thru a comical glass ceiling? That's the best interpretation I can come up with for it. Or, rather, excuse. Hey, how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? [female voice interrupts before answer is given]: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Women can be funny ...
By: soupsoup12. on 19 Dec 08, 07:38:55
Women can be funny in comedy. You both however, are not.

sometimes if you do ...
By: ummwut. on 19 Dec 08, 02:39:02
sometimes if you do this you get your change back lol

Shoooooe titties! :D
By: vladisthatyou. on 18 Dec 08, 12:28:38
Shoooooe titties! :D

I've watched this ...
By: Rockyo987. on 12 Dec 08, 23:54:57
I've watched this video so many times and the funniest thing is still when Bill comes in with "Guess Who?! Your period!!" XD

Growing Boy
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 164 seconds

Cinematography: Kevin Fraser
Edited: Daniel Gaynor, Andrew Bush, Scott Vrooman
Written: Scott Vrooman, Mark Little, Andrew Bush
Directed: Scott Vrooman
Child's voice: Spencer Rhindress

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that was a long ...
By: sabbz232. on 08 Jan 09, 03:12:05
that was a long wall...

"hes just wearing a ...
By: zanedude3. on 07 Jan 09, 06:24:37
"hes just wearing a crown of fire..." hahaha best part

wow i was waay off. ...
By: XbirthdayXmassacreX. on 06 Jan 09, 23:39:29
wow i was waay off. whatever man, its not important.

long wall? u mean ...
By: nate252. on 06 Jan 09, 22:44:04
long wall? u mean tall doorway douche

that's a huge wall
By: supadude626. on 05 Jan 09, 23:39:39
that's a huge wall

have a happy beast ...
By: ummwut. on 05 Jan 09, 07:03:28
have a happy beast child day everyone

When did the ...
By: vienneseplaya. on 05 Jan 09, 04:45:28
When did the commercial pop up?

Oh, and "That's ...
By: yaj377. on 30 Dec 08, 04:43:01
Oh, and "That's what happens if you eat your veggies!"

Who wants to ...
By: yaj377. on 30 Dec 08, 04:20:54
Who wants to mountain climb Mount Livingroom Wall? I know I do! lol!

i like how grass ...
By: Arnkellj. on 29 Dec 08, 00:02:31
i like how grass smells.

thats a freaking ...
By: XbirthdayXmassacreX. on 17 Dec 08, 20:59:08
thats a freaking long wall.

lmao
By: king12191. on 17 Dec 08, 20:19:36
lmao

"I like how grass ...
By: atarturk. on 17 Dec 08, 19:41:15
"I like how grass smells"

that "pregnant and ...
By: wii7036. on 17 Dec 08, 14:35:58
that "pregnant and confused commercial popped up XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!

haha, they just ...
By: elzaco29. on 17 Dec 08, 00:26:49
haha, they just learn to live with it/him

hahaha that was ...
By: runswithscissors123. on 15 Dec 08, 23:22:59
hahaha that was good! xD

i think this is ...
By: GxSxKx. on 14 Dec 08, 20:14:21
i think this is completely retarded. you take an amazing and sad video and turn it into CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!1 it sucks

Jeez that's a ...
By: Shmebber. on 12 Dec 08, 03:34:38
Jeez that's a really huge doorframe.

Ground control this ...
By: nickharvie7. on 11 Dec 08, 23:30:00
Ground control this is endeavor, his head is now breaking through the atmosphere and he is burning up, ahh but he doesn't seem to be phased he is just wearing a crown of fire. LMAO XD

LoL @ 0:45 "I Don't ...
By: boysinblack. on 10 Dec 08, 06:14:22
LoL @ 0:45 "I Don't Feel So GooD" LoL @ 0:55 "John I Don't This This Is Normal"

for almost the ...
By: Refreshingdipcrew. on 09 Dec 08, 15:40:13
for almost the entier thing the music stays

Get back! You stay ...
By: Schmidtah. on 08 Dec 08, 14:14:28
Get back! You stay away from her! *Gunshots* followed by the air raid sirens... lol

this would be krazy ...
By: thedondev. on 08 Dec 08, 05:52:27
this would be krazy on shrooms

holy shit thats a ...
By: zorgmonkey. on 07 Dec 08, 06:43:11
holy shit thats a big door

"wake up everybody! ...
By: RaspberryAcidd. on 06 Dec 08, 19:08:01
"wake up everybody!" hahaha

Landlord Lou 1: The Parents
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 119 seconds

A video we made for a great landlord. Limited Time Only!

Related: comedy, landlord, lou, picnicface

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he reminds me of ...
By: sheakandbake. on 05 Jan 09, 15:57:33
he reminds me of ron burgandy

probably the ...
By: gangstarrpirate. on 22 Dec 08, 01:04:32
probably the smartest picnicface video i've seen

This really turned ...
By: spamodell. on 18 Dec 08, 02:16:38
This really turned into a good discussion fianc�

...?
By: MastaRikta. on 16 Dec 08, 04:49:43
...?

..burner, or ...
By: jugadoresantos. on 13 Dec 08, 01:46:29
..burner, or incinerado.. no, smith, it was smith

"my favorite show ...
By: GoldenBoy64. on 12 Dec 08, 03:15:09
"my favorite show is shooting people in the face" hahaha

You've got it. ...
By: andomamern. on 11 Dec 08, 21:53:01
You've got it. Normally there would be a little accent on one of the E's but I don't know how to do that on a keyboard so fiancee is fine.

thats right. Wait ...
By: KDJADEDGLORY. on 11 Dec 08, 17:03:14
thats right. Wait is it Fiancee or fiance hmmm

oh.
By: pleasingbaritone. on 11 Dec 08, 16:25:33
oh.

Incinerato, haha.
By: Kingofgumbo. on 10 Dec 08, 21:33:56
Incinerato, haha.

his daughter is ...
By: fredfelosofar. on 10 Dec 08, 03:34:02
his daughter is cute and sophisticated, ye....i wish she was my fiancee. i'm not sure if i spelled "fiancee" right.

Funny!!
By: ElDexter33. on 10 Dec 08, 02:45:18
Funny!!

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this is amazing ...
By: chipxcore. on 09 Dec 08, 23:18:10
this is amazing lmfao especially the landlordlou website...go check it out

LMFAO@ incinerato ...
By: ASTSinmypants. on 09 Dec 08, 02:02:51
LMFAO@ incinerato love you picnicface

wish he was my dad
By: Tothmacher. on 08 Dec 08, 17:53:35
wish he was my dad

so-so
By: ookete. on 08 Dec 08, 17:20:13
so-so

so hilarious.
By: verduras. on 08 Dec 08, 04:27:44
so hilarious.

lol Incinerato
By: erinhenrici. on 08 Dec 08, 00:27:03
lol Incinerato

lmao
By: latinisforpigs. on 08 Dec 08, 00:18:02
lmao

hahaha sprays her ...
By: packfan5038. on 06 Dec 08, 22:59:21
hahaha sprays her with a spray bottle that was so funny

He looks like my ...
By: qwertyuiopie. on 06 Dec 08, 19:22:37
He looks like my history teacher with the mustache...

Is this ...
By: BLauchlinMacDonald. on 06 Dec 08, 17:25:15
Is this Picnicface's first commercial? I'm looking forward to the Nissan campaign.

...
By: Uptomyknees. on 06 Dec 08, 09:38:17
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than Orphans. Which is saying NOTHING I'M CRITIQUING YOU NEAR TO ANONYMOUSLY ON THE INTERNET WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT VIDEO WHICH I WILL WATCH AND SHOW TO MY FRIENDS BEFORE LEAVING A PITHY COMMENT ABOUT HOW NOT IMPRESSED I WAS ALT/EXECUTE PROGRAM

So ridiculously ...
By: morthgog. on 06 Dec 08, 07:54:05
So ridiculously good.

Landlord Lou 2: Annoying Roommate
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 138 seconds

The name says it all.

Related: comedy, killam, little, mark, picnicface

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"how about I stay ...
By: daveisapuma. on 08 Jan 09, 01:35:17
"how about I stay in the bushes and lurk about, like a bush thrush"

2:05 yes yes yes
By: Jizordizan. on 05 Jan 09, 09:25:41
2:05 yes yes yes

I looooove that guy ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 20:05:15
I looooove that guy xD

lol best picnicface ...
By: mastermind256780. on 01 Jan 09, 23:58:05
lol best picnicface ever "oh you mean a poowich"

maybe my favorite ...
By: ConcorX. on 01 Jan 09, 21:13:55
maybe my favorite picnic face video

Either way it's ...
By: Loneninjaturtle. on 01 Jan 09, 08:55:01
Either way it's still funny as hell!

kombat not combat ...
By: ConcorX. on 31 Dec 08, 21:09:46
kombat not combat lol!

No you're not!
By: VegetableBasket. on 29 Dec 08, 04:10:19
No you're not!

he directed ...
By: epidemicstudios. on 25 Dec 08, 01:05:29
he directed canadian idol

Simply grand.
By: EVTR4lfe. on 24 Dec 08, 06:09:45
Simply grand.

"What?!"
By: chipzndipp. on 23 Dec 08, 05:34:19
"What?!"

Andrew needs to get ...
By: jjorrdann. on 23 Dec 08, 03:09:55
Andrew needs to get an acting career. Like big time, like "Seinfeld" type show

IM GONNA BE YOUR ...
By: foxsshippofan. on 16 Dec 08, 23:14:51
IM GONNA BE YOUR BACKPACK

"I'll just lurk ...
By: bighugejake. on 16 Dec 08, 12:37:16
"I'll just lurk about, like a bush thrush."

This is not mortal ...
By: Loneninjaturtle. on 15 Dec 08, 06:55:29
This is not mortal combat! so great

im gonna be ur ...
By: quentinobrick. on 14 Dec 08, 11:23:21
im gonna be ur backpack

hey wats ur ...
By: Eagle98231. on 14 Dec 08, 09:21:08
hey wats ur favourite base ballteam hair face LOL 10/10 good work

He sounds like Ben ...
By: Tapeleg247. on 14 Dec 08, 09:12:27
He sounds like Ben Stiller.

holy poo! so funny!
By: SorasKey94. on 13 Dec 08, 22:17:24
holy poo! so funny!

This was fucking ...
By: lKingLouisl. on 12 Dec 08, 20:27:38
This was fucking hilarious. 5*

theas- i have no ...
By: pwndu90. on 12 Dec 08, 15:49:53
theas- i have no idea if these guys made that video but you just have to search "gang beach brawl" and it'll be the first video.

no dude, these guys ...
By: alternapersona. on 12 Dec 08, 15:39:54
no dude, these guys didn't make that. but IT IS FUNNY AS F+CK!!! JUST SEARCH "GANG BEACH BRAWL"- that should be the knockout punch WMAV spoof.

r these the guys ...
By: theasdfgman. on 12 Dec 08, 15:00:55
r these the guys that made the knockout punch "world's most amazing videos" spoof? now THAT SHIT was FUNNY but i can't find it anywhere....

Oh my word, hahaha! ...
By: morthgog. on 12 Dec 08, 07:12:00
Oh my word, hahaha! Keep it up.

what happened to ...
By: Leipage. on 12 Dec 08, 06:20:19
what happened to the 3 pronged bull bull??? that was my favorite part

Larry Rosen bonus footage
Posted by: picnicface

Video duration: 90 seconds

Check out the real Larry Rosen ad at:
http://www.colleg ehumor.com/video:179 8698
Edited by Andrew Bush

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I actually thought ...
By: SkullMuffinz. on 07 Jan 09, 07:33:47
I actually thought the bonus footage was better than the real add xD

Have you way... ...
By: Scourge911. on 06 Jan 09, 22:31:26
Have you way... With me!

taste the truth!
By: ummwut. on 05 Jan 09, 06:51:52
taste the truth!

hahaha ya i live in ...
By: ummwut. on 05 Jan 09, 06:50:05
hahaha ya i live in texas too but this is more entertaining

lawl
By: nitemaric. on 03 Jan 09, 03:50:42
lawl

*scream laughing on ...
By: rawrxcrazyxmuffin. on 02 Jan 09, 18:33:23
*scream laughing on the floor* WHEELBARROWS OF FUCK MONEY FINGER JUSTICE ALL FOR YOOU! Here in texas we have a commercial JUST like that, the law firms name is "Smith and Hasseler" and they call themselves the "Texas Hammers" LMAO Its just stupid this is the best =D

Mark Little rocks ...
By: knocked44. on 27 Dec 08, 08:32:16
Mark Little rocks the Shuck Johnson.

People say shock ...
By: Ddubble21. on 23 Dec 08, 01:58:58
People say shock get your hand out of your pant. WHAT U WANTED THIS?!?!?!?! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

Gandhi Gandhi ...
By: MistaJussu. on 17 Dec 08, 11:02:50
Gandhi Gandhi Gandhi Gandhi Gandhii.. ILL SUE THE PAINT OFF YOUR OVERALLS MURPHY BROWNS AND HOUSE OF LOVEEEEEEEER. xD

LOL I nearly fell ...
By: Rockyo987. on 16 Dec 08, 22:05:40
LOL I nearly fell outta my chair when Shock Johnson said he sued the 'stache off of hitler. "HE DIED WITH A CLEAN-SHAVEN FACE!!"

"i couldnt sue him ...
By: poomuncher5000. on 09 Dec 08, 01:44:21
"i couldnt sue him but i did throw a brick threw his wife" " if the truth hurts then call me the truth ha ha ha"

rofl ghandi's
By: isaiahledz. on 09 Dec 08, 01:16:01
rofl ghandi's

Maybe I do yes i ...
By: SearchGooogle. on 06 Dec 08, 04:02:00
Maybe I do yes i don't!!!

ghandi
By: vlad10090. on 05 Dec 08, 20:13:38
ghandi

Shuck Johnson is a ...
By: tripleHBKane. on 05 Dec 08, 05:39:51
Shuck Johnson is a hero. He needs his own video.

Wheelbarrows of ...
By: Twentilla. on 05 Dec 08, 00:10:09
Wheelbarrows of fuck money finger justice all for you!

i think its Fuck ...
By: poomuncher5000. on 29 Nov 08, 17:25:33
i think its Fuck Money Finger Justice

hahahahahahaha i ...
By: thalialialia. on 26 Nov 08, 10:50:35
hahahahahahaha i think i might like this better than the actual video :) "existentialism, teche-exilism" i died a little laughing at that and the Gandhi thing was great

"television, ...
By: thalialialia. on 26 Nov 08, 10:48:57
"television, television" by okgo

seriouisly wat song ...
By: ostertoaster1181. on 26 Nov 08, 06:16:18
seriouisly wat song is it that the video ends with someone answer me plz

If the truth hurts, ...
By: campex. on 24 Nov 08, 01:39:25
If the truth hurts, then call me the truth! hahohooo

wat song plays at ...
By: ostertoaster1181. on 22 Nov 08, 07:33:08
wat song plays at the end?

Wheel barrels of ...
By: ChaozMaker140890. on 21 Nov 08, 05:13:22
Wheel barrels of Fuck Bunny Finger Justice all for you!

if the truth hurts, ...
By: Ramzienator. on 19 Nov 08, 15:53:07
if the truth hurts, then call me the truth *emotionless mode activated* woohoohoo *emotionless mode deactivated*

Ghandi, Ghandi, ...
By: bighugejake. on 17 Nov 08, 09:51:12
Ghandi, Ghandi, Ghandi, Ghandi, Ghandi!

Changeroom
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Video duration: 89 seconds

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